“You Better Work, Bitch” Does Not Apply To Britney Spears Herself
Britney Spears may want you to get to work, bitch, but she is done with that noise. She wants to paint her eyes in raccoon eyeliner, line up against that red wall, and take pic after pic, thankyouverymuch! And it’s not just laziness – it’s that classic combo of spite and daddy issues. Girl, I can relate. Britney resents her father, Jamie Spears, for still being her financial conservator and controlling all her money.
via Us Weekly:
“Britney has expressed that she doesn’t want to work again because she doesn’t want to continue to essentially keep herself under the conservatorship,” the source tells Us. “Britney resents that her dad is given a monthly allowance which is around $10,000 a month for his services overseeing her finances.”
A second insider confirms that the former Mouseketeer “is in no rush” to record new music. “The thought barely crosses her mind. This is the longest break between album cycles in her career — it’s coming up on four years since Glory was released — and she’s perfectly content with it,” the source adds.
And why should Brit have to work? She’s been a corporate show pony since the Mickey Mouse Club days. Even though the recent slew of Red Room selfies aren’t exactly serving us “picture of good mental health”, she seems happy hanging out in her neoclassical mansion with her bangin’ 26-year-old boyfriend, Sam Asghari. To quote history, “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”
This isn’t the first time we’ve heard rumblings of Britney quitting. Last week, during his Instagram Live, her son, Jayden Federline, hinted she’s over the music game:
“I remember one time I asked her, I said, ‘Mom, what happened to your music?’ and she was like, ‘I don’t know, honey. I think I might just quit it.’ I’m like, ‘What? What are you saying? Like, do you know how much bank you make off of that stuff?” the teenager said at the time.
Jayden also mentioned how much he hates his grandfather, calling him a “pretty big dick” and “pretty fucking gay.” Kevin Federline got a restraining order out on Brit’s dad last fall when he got into a physical altercation with Jayden’s brother, Sean Preston Federline. Daddy Spears was forced to stepped down as Britney’s main conservator, but kept control of all her finances. Britney was pissed about this. The conservatorship has been extended to April 30th, 2020.
Really, we should all be applauding Brit Brit for self isolating and choosing to “work” from home (hey, she’s still dancing!). This is a pandemic, people! Tom Hanks is beep bopping around the world, workin’ on movie after movie, and spreading the virus to the few remaining koalas! The work horses are the irresponsible ones now! We could all learn a thing or two from Our Lady of Cheetos.
Pic: Instagram