Billy Bush Got Hit In The Head With A Golf Ball

November 28, 2017 / Posted by: Mieka

Somebody tried to murder Billy Bush with a golf ball to the head and there is no clear evidence disproving that it wasn’t one Donald J. Trump. Ok, I may the only one suggesting that as a hypothetical possibility but you were all thinking it when you read the headline. Don’t lie. I know that accusing a sitting president of an assassination attempt on the life of a private citizen is both incredibly stupid and dangerously inflammatory but hear me out: It’s a joke! Did you hear that CIA? A joke. I was only kidding. Making fun of a public figure. I think it’s still allowed. Jesus, I hope it’s still allowed or I’m toast. The truth is that Billy Bush really did get clobbered by a golf ball.

According to UsWeekly:

Ouch! Billy Bush ended up in an L.A. hospital on Monday, November 27, after being hit in the head by a golf ball.

See, a real source! I’m doing responsible journalism! Billy posted some pictures of himself in the hospital to Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcAY3TtAVgj/?hl=en&taken-by=billybush

See, Billy Bush is fine! He even said we could make jokes so that’s all I was trying to do. Make a few jokes, lighten the mood. The mood is very bad these days. Something like Billy Bush getting bonked on the head by a golf ball, well that’s the type of shit I live for in #thesetryingtimes. No harm no FOUL BALL! Haha, I got more where that came from. What did the golf ball say to the head? If you don’t deny we were ever on that bus together I’m gonna use a nine iron instead of a putter next time! Get it? Putter?! Ok, jokes aside, Billy got hurt. But he’s going to be fine. Everybody relax!

Pic: Instagram

Tags: Balls, Billy Bush, Jokes!, The President Of The United States is NOT A Murderer

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