Category: JLo
Just Call Her JAf! Jennifer Lopez Has Changed Her Name To Jennifer Affleck After Marrying Ben Affleck In Las Vegas
As you already know because the information was beamed into all of our heads via the CERN portal, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck finally got married over the weekend. But PLOT TWIST, they didn’t get married in a four-day $100 million wedding extravaganza that was streamed live on Netflix. No, instead, they married like peasants in a low-key quickie Las Vegas ceremony, and probably so they could say, “See, we can marry like you peasants too!” And after marrying Ben, “JLo” is gone. She’s changed her name to Jennifer Affleck. JAf? Jennifer as fuck? ….Mehhh, it’s not the same.
JLo Used They/Them Pronouns To Introduce Her Child Emme At A Recent Performance
Last Thursday Jennifer Lopez performed at the Los Angeles Dodgers Foundation Blue Diamond Gala at Dodgers Stadium, and she surprised the crowd with a performance with her “favorite duet partner of all time.” Nope, she didn’t sing with Ben Affleck (thank God, cuz he absolutely butchered Leaving On A Jet Plane), she shared the stage with her child, Emme. And the main reason this mother-and-child duet is making headlines is that 52-year-old JLo used gender-neutral “they/them” pronouns to introduce 14-year-old Emme.
JLo Says She Almost Quit Show Business Over Jokes About Her Ass
Jennifer Lopez’s new documentary, Halftime, was released today on Netflix. So far, Halftime has made headlines for a scene where JLo gets emotional over her Oscar snub for Hustlers, and another where she says that sharing the stage with Shakira for the 2020 Super Bowl was “the worst idea in the world.” Now, the attention has gone to her ass. In the doc, JLo reflects on the sexist media coverage she received in the late nineties and early 2000s. She says the talk about her big butt and relationship with Ben Affleck made her feel like “a joke,” and that it made her almost quit show business. I don’t want to live in a world where JLo quit in the early aughts! In that timeline, we wouldn’t have the supremely underrated 2005 horn-heavy R&B jam, “Get Right”!
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Emma Hernan Of “Selling Sunset” Says That Ben Affleck Slid Into Her Raya DMs Before He Got Back With JLo, And He Responded To That
Even though Ben Affleck is currently intertwined in the greatest love story in the history of greatest love stories with his eternal soulmate and fiancee Jennifer Lopez, we’re still hearing about his past Raya adventures. Because when you’re a part of the couple that redefines the meaning of love with every pap stroll, there’s also a jealous trick trying to take you down. Enter Emma Hernan of Selling Sunset who said on her reality show that B.J. (Before JLo), Ben slid into her DMs on the dating app Raya and tried to get a Dunkin’ date with her. It’s shrug-worthy news that is the opposite of scandalous since Ben was single at the time and he’s admitted to using Raya before. But Ben’s rep decided that this nothing tidbit was big enough to interrupt their weekend for, because they put out a statement, saying that Ben hasn’t been on Raya in years, thankyouverymuch. That made “sources close to Emma” tell TMZ that she’s not lying. Honestly, this is the kind of riveting mystery that will bring Detective La Toya out of retirement!
Jennifer Lopez Was Seen Wearing A Diamond Ring On That Finger
Jennifer Lopez has been dating Ben Affleck for a little less than a year in technical time (but what feels like an exhausting incalculable number of days in emotional time). As such, there has been plenty of talk about whether or not Ben and JLo will do what they did way back when and get engaged again. But according to JLo, the general public would never get to bear witness to Ben dropping down to one knee in the middle of a crowded street, transferring his Dunkin’ iced coffee into the crook of his elbow, and presenting a ring box to Jennifer Lynn Lopez. Because JLo wanted a private proposal. But she never said anything about a big public engagement ring reveal. And that might have been what JLo did when she was recently photographed shopping for home goods with one of her kids.
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are Still Talking About Getting Married
It’s been a minute since we checked in on the status of Jennifer Lopez’s wedding ring finger, and the last time we held a magnifying glass over that digit, it was still vacant and empty. But fear not, JLo’s wedding ring finger, for your time might soon be coming again! At least, according to a source who spoke with Entertainment Tonight, who claims that Ben Affleck is so close to popping the question.