Category: Jared Leto
Jared Leto Talked About His Friendship With Elizabeth Holmes
Because of course, shifty pseudo cult leader Jared Leto is friends with shifty pseudo cult leader Elizabeth Holmes. Game recognize game and all of that. Speaking with Amanda Seyfried, who played Frizzy Lizzy (let’s make it happen, folks!) in the Hulu series The Dropout, as part of Variety’s Actors on Actors series, Jared said he met her after presenting her with Glamour’s Woman of the Year award in 2015 and they stayed in touch. In case you haven’t seen The Dropout, or listened to the podcast of the same name, or read the book Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup, or were in a coma when Frizzy Lizzy was convicted of fraud earlier this year, she’s a bad lying liar who lied a lot, badly! Yet well enough that she fooled many, many rich and famous people into believing she was the second coming of Jesus Christ, which is another thing she and Jared have in common.
“Morbius” Flopped At The Box Office Again
Movies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe usually make tons of cash, but then sometimes the math adds up, and a shitty trailer produces stinky reviews which evolves into a shitty box office. Like Morbius! The movie where Jared Leto plays a vampire scientist doctor….thing. It wasn’t a hit. That is until the internet turned Morbius into a goofy meme, at which point Morbius’ popularity exploded. Again, not for the right reasons. But Sony didn’t see a difference, and they decided to re-release Morbius back into theaters in an attempt to capitalize on Morbius’ sudden popularity. And guess what happened? That’s right, no one went to see it the second time around either.
No, This Is Not Jared Leto At Last Night’s Met Gala
Jared Leto once showed up to the Met Gala holding his own head, but this year there were basically three different Jared Letos. This year, he showed up to the event twice. First, when Fredrik Robertsson arrived looking like a bird from a Bjork music video and everyone mistook him for Jared; and then again when Jared actually showed up, dressed identically to his friend, Gucci designer Alessandro Michele. There was a LOT of Jared Leto last night. Too much, one might say.
“Morbius” Director Daniel Espinosa Confirms That Jared Leto Pretended To Be Disabled In Between Takes
Uproxx spoke with Daniel Espinosa, director of the absolutely shit-can-stinker of a comic book movie Morbius, which stars Jared Leto and brought in $84 million worldwide over the weekend. Uproxx didn’t ask Daniel Espinosa the question, “WHY?!!!!!,” in regards to casting eye-roll-inducing method actor Jared Leto, but Uproxx did ask Daniel about Jared’s method ways, and brought up the claim that Jared was so “committed” to the role that he even used his crutches to go to the bathroom in between takes. Daniel confirmed that as true and also confirmed that they eventually got someone to push Jared to the pot in a wheelchair because his piss breaks were taking too long. Whoever was in charge of wheeling Jared Leto should’ve wheeled his exhausting ass out the exit door and never looked back. Although, they should’ve clapped for Jared while doing so since he has achieved the impossible by finding a way to be even more insufferable. That’s a feat!
The First Reviews For “Morbius” Are Out, And It Sounds Like Jared Leto Should Prepare His Razzie Speech Now
Jared Leto must have heard all the people joking that he’s aging like a vampire because he decided to star in Marvel’s Morbius, the story of a man who is also a doctor who is also a guy with a rare blood disease who is also a vampire. If that sounds convoluted as hell, well – you’re not the only one. Initial reviews have been released of Morbius, in theaters everywhere tomorrow. Jared is likely going to wish he could go back to the time when people were simply cracking jokes about him aging like a vampire, because now they’re cracking jokes about how god-awful terrible his vampire movie is. I’d make an “It sucks!” vampire pun, but honestly, it feels like pretty much every film review writer has already beat me to it.
Open Post: Hosted By Anne Hathaway Beating Kelly Clarkson At Her Own Game On Her Own Show With Her Own Song
Eternal Theatre Kid, Anne Hathaway, is forever That Girl™ when it comes to musical-type shit. This includes any kind of party game involving songs or theatrics. And during a game of Sing That, Name That Tune against Kelly on The Kelly Clarkson Show, Anne immediately recognized Kelly’s own song and sang it before Kelly had a chance. Nobody should have been surprised by that.