Jared Leto Gave Himself Head At The Met Gala
While some famous types’ idea of “camp” was throwing feathers, sequins, and rhinestones on themselves, or dressing like a third tier Cher impersonator/cocktail waitress at a strip mall casino on the outskirts of Reno, Jared Leto’s idea of camp was carrying his own head and wearing one of those Handmaid’s Tales gowns with Liberace’s load splattered all over it. Although, that head looks more like a constipated Russell Brand. And if Jared Leto wanted to give himself actual head at the Met Gala tonight, he probably wouldn’t have to bend that far to do so.
Jared’s vampire Jesus look was done by his usual partner in ~fashun~, Gucci, who declared that a decapitated head was the it accessory of the season when their models copied Michael Scott by carrying one during their fall-winter 2018 show. At tonight’s Met Gala, Jared ended up giving head to Shawn Mendes on the carpet and Shawn gave Jared head back.
Jared Leto just handed his spare head to Shawn Mendes. That's it. That's the tweet https://t.co/R7FRlFINhH #MetGala pic.twitter.com/ZVGyqe77iW
— Variety (@Variety) May 6, 2019
While Jared brought three heads with him to the Met Gala (take a swim in the gutter with me if you’re wondering where the third head is), the celestial being of weirdo glamour Ezra Miller didn’t disappoint and brought seven eyes and an extra face with him. I don’t even know what I’m looking at. It’s as if Jackie O did herself up in Fran Lebovitz drag, and I did all the bath salts before looking at her. It’s like a citizen of The Capitol from The Hunger Games whose mom huffed too much freon while pregnant.
#EzraMiller dressed as the epitome of camp on the #MetGala red carpet. #MetCamp pic.twitter.com/nQnsZWnicr
— The Met (@metmuseum) May 7, 2019
everybody say thank you ezra miller!
#MetGala pic.twitter.com/8trjZKZTbp
— daily ezra pics (@devotedtoezra) May 6, 2019
You know that Extra Miller’s extra face and Jared Leto’s head hooked up in the bathroom, and you know that one of the faces on Michael Urie’s “Victor/Victoria goes to prom” look watched.
Pic: @metmuseum