Allison Mack Calls The NXIVM Sex Cult The Biggest Regret Of Her Life As She Asks The Judge For No Prison Time
One-time WB Smallville actress turned big-time sex cult recruiter, 38-year-old Allison Mack, cooperated with the government and pleaded guilty in 2019 to helping 60-year-old Keith Raniere run a sex cult portraying itself as a women’s empowerment group called NXIVM. Keith was found guilty of several crimes and was sentenced to 120 years for all of the racketeering, racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud conspiracy, forced labor conspiracy, sex trafficking, sex trafficking conspiracy, and attempted sex trafficking charges he got. Allison was one of Keith’s Number 1 recruiters and since she turned on him to help secure those 120 years of punishment, Allison is now asking for no punishment of her own in exchange. Yes, the Ghislaine to his Jeffrey Epstein is asking for no prison time.
The LAPD Has Officially Opened An Investigation Into The Sexual Assault Allegations Against T.I. And Tiny Harris
40-year-old rapper, Clifford “T.I.” Harris and his wife, 45-year-old Tameka “Tiny” Harris, are in some shit. The Daily Beast reports that the LAPD has officially opened an investigation into the long-standing accusations of drugging women, rape, coercion, kidnapping, and more. Truly shocking that the man who joked about checking for his own daughter’s hymen is being investigated for being a sex monster. As Cardi B once said: “That’s suspicious… That’s weird.”
Kellyanne Conway’s Twitter Account Posted A Topless Photo Of 16-Year-Old Daughter Claudia, Who Is Now Defending Her Mother
Last year Claudia Conway, the 16-year-old daughter of Trump’s former crony Kellyanne Conway, made headlines for having the exact opposite political views of her Trump-loving mother and sharing those opinions and other family drama on TikTok. In October Claudia actually broke the story that Kellyanne got COVID (and then spread it to her) from that mostly maskless SCOTUS nomination ceremony. Thanks, Mom!
Now Claudia is back in the news after a topless photo of her was shared on Mom Kellyanne’s Twitter account. Um… Jesus Christ. The picture appeared on Kellyanne’s Fleet stories (the Twitter version of Instagram stories). It was quickly deleted, but not before people captured and shared it. Reminder: Claudia is only sixteen.
Back in college I borrowed a textbook about fucking Italian cinema from the library and promptly forgot it existed. When I finally found it under my bed, covered in dust bunnies and roaches (the cool kind, not the bugs), it was over two months overdue. The late fees totalled $101. I remember the number cuz of 101 Dalmatians. Despite some pretty embarrassing attempts at white lady fake-crying, I was forced to shill over cash I would’ve spent on booze. Quelle tragique.
So you can imagine how triggered I am today after reading the headline about two library books returned almost fifty years late. The books were the Thomas the Tank Engine book, The Railway Series No 22: Small Railway Engines, by Rev. W Awdry, and Learning With Colour Architecture: The Great Art of Building by Trewin Copplestone. The borrower dropped them off at the Basingstoke Discovery Center library in Hampshire, England, with a note explaining his accidental crime.
Oh fun, another violent “Karen” video. This one went down at the Lingfield High Street Co-op grocery store in Surrey, UK, way back in May. The CCTV footage was released this week. The nightmare began when staff reprimanded a woman for ignoring the store’s one-way social distancing system (so like, the arrows on the ground). Rather than bow her head in shame and apologize, like most of us would, this lady made the interesting choice to go full-on Tazmanian Devil. She violently slammed the plastic coronavirus screen separating her and the cashiers, threw a bunch of shit, tore down two shelves of wine (RIP), then marched back to the cash, where she bashed the screen again, and screamed, “I’ve done nothing wrong!” Self-awareness: she doesn’t have it.
Mmmm, night pizza. What wouldn’t I do for it? The answer is: Not much! A Canadian black bear agrees. She (I’ve decided it’s a “she” cuz I relate so much to her journey) broke into the front room of a house in Oro-Medonte, Ontario, Canada this past Saturday, lured by the scent of delicious Italian pie. Tragically, she soon discovered the three pizza boxes she was baited by were completely empty. Stupid powerful bear nose that’s over 2,000 times stronger than any human’s! Continue reading