Category: It’s a Crime

Jeremy Piven’s House Was Robbed Of $20,000 Worth Of Clothes

October 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Jeremy Piven has been the victim of a CRIME! TMZ is reporting that Bling Ring-esque thieves broke into Jeremy’s LA home when he was out of town. They came in through a smashed window and made away with $20,000 worth of clothes. Now, if Jeremy were a regular poor like you and I, this would be a huge loss. But, luckily, this is the guy who used to charge $15,000 for a Cameo Zoom call. Ipso facto, he’s rich. And $20k worth of rich-person-clothes is likely just a distressed pair of jeans and a Johnny Depp-style fedora.

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Jodie Turner-Smith’s Jewelry, Including Her Mother’s Wedding Ring, Was Stolen From Her Cannes Hotel Room

July 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Variety says that on Friday, Jodie Turner-Smith’s hotel room in Cannes was robbed. She was staying at the Marriott on the Croisette (the fancy main drag), and, luckily, she was out for breakfast when the theft occurred. The robbers broke into Jodie’s room and stole jewels worth several tens of thousands of euros. They also swiped her mother’s wedding ring, which obviously had a ton of sentimental value. Goddammit, jewel thieves, have you no respect for family?!

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Allison Mack Calls The NXIVM Sex Cult The Biggest Regret Of Her Life As She Asks The Judge For No Prison Time

June 28, 2021 / Posted by:

One-time WB Smallville actress turned big-time sex cult recruiter, 38-year-old Allison Mack, cooperated with the government and pleaded guilty in 2019 to helping 60-year-old Keith Raniere run a sex cult portraying itself as a women’s empowerment group called NXIVM. Keith was found guilty of several crimes and was sentenced to 120 years for all of the racketeering, racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud conspiracy, forced labor conspiracy, sex trafficking, sex trafficking conspiracy, and attempted sex trafficking charges he got. Allison was one of Keith’s Number 1 recruiters and since she turned on him to help secure those 120 years of punishment, Allison is now asking for no punishment of her own in exchange. Yes, the Ghislaine to his Jeffrey Epstein is asking for no prison time.

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The LAPD Has Officially Opened An Investigation Into The Sexual Assault Allegations Against T.I. And Tiny Harris

May 18, 2021 / Posted by:

40-year-old rapper, Clifford “T.I.” Harris and his wife, 45-year-old Tameka “Tiny” Harris, are in some shit. The Daily Beast reports that the LAPD has officially opened an investigation into the long-standing accusations of drugging women, rape, coercion, kidnapping, and more. Truly shocking that the man who joked about checking for his own daughter’s hymen is being investigated for being a sex monster. As Cardi B once said: “That’s suspicious… That’s weird.”

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Kellyanne Conway’s Twitter Account Posted A Topless Photo Of 16-Year-Old Daughter Claudia, Who Is Now Defending Her Mother

January 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Last year Claudia Conway, the 16-year-old daughter of Trump’s former crony Kellyanne Conway, made headlines for having the exact opposite political views of her Trump-loving mother and sharing those opinions and other family drama on TikTok. In October Claudia actually broke the story that Kellyanne got COVID (and then spread it to her) from that mostly maskless SCOTUS nomination ceremony. Thanks, Mom!

Now Claudia is back in the news after a topless photo of her was shared on Mom Kellyanne’s Twitter account. Um… Jesus Christ. The picture appeared on Kellyanne’s Fleet stories (the Twitter version of Instagram stories). It was quickly deleted, but not before people captured and shared it. Reminder: Claudia is only sixteen.

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Open Post: Hosted By An Overdue Library Book Returned Nearly Fifty Years Late

October 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Back in college I borrowed a textbook about fucking Italian cinema from the library and promptly forgot it existed. When I finally found it under my bed, covered in dust bunnies and roaches (the cool kind, not the bugs), it was over two months overdue. The late fees totalled $101. I remember the number cuz of 101 Dalmatians. Despite some pretty embarrassing attempts at white lady fake-crying, I was forced to shill over cash I would’ve spent on booze. Quelle tragique.

So you can imagine how triggered I am today after reading the headline about two library books returned almost fifty years late. The books were the Thomas the Tank Engine book, The Railway Series No 22: Small Railway Engines, by Rev. W Awdry, and Learning With Colour Architecture: The Great Art of Building by Trewin Copplestone. The borrower dropped them off at the Basingstoke Discovery Center library in Hampshire, England, with a note explaining his accidental crime.

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