Category: It’s a Crime
Open Post: Hosted By The Wine Destroyer Of Surrey
Oh fun, another violent “Karen” video. This one went down at the Lingfield High Street Co-op grocery store in Surrey, UK, way back in May. The CCTV footage was released this week. The nightmare began when staff reprimanded a woman for ignoring the store’s one-way social distancing system (so like, the arrows on the ground). Rather than bow her head in shame and apologize, like most of us would, this lady made the interesting choice to go full-on Tazmanian Devil. She violently slammed the plastic coronavirus screen separating her and the cashiers, threw a bunch of shit, tore down two shelves of wine (RIP), then marched back to the cash, where she bashed the screen again, and screamed, “I’ve done nothing wrong!” Self-awareness: she doesn’t have it.
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Open Post: Hosted By This Black Bear Who Broke Into A House For Pizza
Mmmm, night pizza. What wouldn’t I do for it? The answer is: Not much! A Canadian black bear agrees. She (I’ve decided it’s a “she” cuz I relate so much to her journey) broke into the front room of a house in Oro-Medonte, Ontario, Canada this past Saturday, lured by the scent of delicious Italian pie. Tragically, she soon discovered the three pizza boxes she was baited by were completely empty. Stupid powerful bear nose that’s over 2,000 times stronger than any human’s! Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Four Bears Who Broke Into A Cabin To Steal Snacks And Beer
This past weekend Michelle Eberhart and her friend were vacationing in a rented mountain cabin in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, when they received some unexpected visitors. Don’t worry, this isn’t the beginning of an axed-to-death story. It’s a much cuter “bears broke in!” story. That’s right. A black bear busted through a LOCKED DOOR and started ransacking the place while they were inside! Michelle and her friend tried scaring the bear away by clapping and making loud noises, but he (why have I decided the bear is male?) paid no mind, helping himself to junk food and drinks. Michelle and her friend ran upstairs to hide and take video of the rambunctious little intruder.
Michelle thinks two bears actually came inside to do the ransacking (one of whom is pictured above, in a faux-coy “Who, me?” pose), but she only saw one at a time. Three others hung out on the porch, waiting for their man on the inside to return with the delicious bounty. So that’s four in total. Damn, if they’d just kept it to three, it could have been a reverse Goldilocks situation. Continue reading
Harry Styles Was Robbed At Knifepoint On Valentine’s Day
You think being single on Valentine’s Day sucks? Try getting robbed at knifepoint. That’s what Harry Styles claimed happened to him this weekend. Don’t worry, he handed over his cash and he and his four nipples are totally fine.
Dr. Phil Interviewed Natalia Grace, The Ukrainian Girl Who A Family Adopted And Accused Of Lying About Her Age
Dr. Phil will take advantage of anyone. But primarily he’s taking advantage of his audience of buffoons who think he’s really a doctor, or the ones who just can’t look away from mess and crave to see a “Cash me ousside” moment. I don’t know if his next guest will end up with a catchphrase and a rap career, but it will certainly be something to witness.
Dr. Phil got Natalia Grace to sit in his box of exploitation. She’s the girl from Ukraine who was adopted by an Indiana family, got her birth certificate changed to say she’s 22, and later left behind in an apartment as they moved to Canada. The parents are now facing charges, but they claim that Natalia Grace wasn’t the 8-year-old girl they thought they adopted and was really a scheming adult who lied to them about being a child and tried to murder them! (Insert obligatory Orphan reference here.)
A Woman Broke Into A Botox Clinic With A Power Saw
Add this woman to the list of insanely brazen criminals, and also to the more niche list of insanely brazen criminals with power tools. Video surveillance outside of a Botox clinic in Sugar Land, Texas caught a woman with no mask using a power saw to break into their facility and rob them hardcore.