UPDATE: Claudia Conway has also tested positive for coronavirus.
One quick second after we all found out that Hope Hicks, Donald Trump, and Melania Trump shocked the shit out of the world by catching coronavirus even though they’ve taken every single precaution imaginable (read: the complete opposite of that), many GOPers have also tested positive. Chris Christie, who’s been helping with Trump’s campaign and was at the mostly mask-less SCOTUS nomination ceremony in the Rose Garden at the White House last Saturday, tested positive for COVID-19. So have Senators Ron Johnson (of Wisconsin), Mike Lee (of Utah), and Thomas Tillis (of North Carolina). Mike Lee and Thomas Tillis were at that SCOTUS nomination ceremony too (Johnson was not because he was already in quarantine after having been exposed to coronavirus).
Trump’s former right-hand-ghoul, Kellyanne Conway, was also at that ceremony last weekend. And what do you know? Coronavirus cha cha cha’d right up into her nostrils and mouth. And the news was announced on TikTok by her daughter Claudia Conway.
That SCOTUS nomination ceremony has turned about to be The Gathering of the Bug Chasers. And we were told that Trump tested positive late Thursday night, but at a press conference today outside of Walter Reed Medical Center (where Trump is being treated), the White House doctor, Dr. Sean Conley, said that Trump was diagnosed 72 hours ago, which would mean that he knew he had corona on Wednesday. And he was at a rally and another campaign event that day:
This looks bad. pic.twitter.com/5Ewb3oLa11
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) October 3, 2020
Dr. Sean also said that Trump is doing “very well” and doesn’t have a fever anymore, but muted his mouth when asked if Trump has gotten oxygen. That leads us to Kellyanne and Claudia Conway.
Claudia is a famous person on TikTok. She also really hates Trump despite her mother living up Trump’s ass. In fact, this summer, 15-year-old Claudia tore her mother a new one and accused her parents of abuse before announcing her attempt to seek legal emancipation from them, after which Kellyanne officially resigned from her White House position in August. And yesterday, Claudia heard corona knocking at her door in the form of Kellyanne coughing:
A bit later, Claudia then announced on TikTok that her mom has coronavirus, and said in another TikTok: “im furious. Wear your masks. dont listen to our idiot fucking president piece of shit. protect yourself and those around you,” she posted on another.”
bye i’m done i’ll see you all in two weeks
Kellyanne’s own daughter beat her to the punch, because after Claudia’s announcement, she tweeted this:
Tonight I tested positive for COVID-19. My symptoms are mild (light cough) and I’m feeling fine. I have begun a quarantine process in consultation with physicians.
As always, my heart is with everyone affected by this global pandemic. ❤️
— Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) October 3, 2020
People with COVID have been complaining about losing their taste, but that’s not something Kellyanne has to worry about since we all know she’s never had taste.
In all, here’s hoping that Claudia stays away from Kellyanne for the next two weeks––although, given their history, it sounds like she’s done a pretty good job of avoiding her mother since 2016.
Pics: TikTok, Wenn.com