Crystal Hefner Got Taken Care Of

Say what you will about the recently departed Hugh Hefner, at least he didn’t pull a Jerry Lewis and screw his family out of his fortune. TMZ is reporting that although his widow Crystal Hefner was not included in his will, he did provide for her to the tune of $5 million and a house before his death.

According to TMZ:

TMZ obtained the deed to a Hollywood Hills home that is held in trust … a trust controlled by Crystal Harris. Hef bought the 5,900 square foot house for her back in 2013.

Turns out that this tidy gold diggers retirement package was arranged as part of the couple’s prenuptial agreement.

Crystal never did seem the type to handle Hef’s little old nuts unless she was sure she was going to get her nut covered in the end. She may be named Crystal but that doesn’t mean she’s dumb! (Note from Michael: Um, excuse Mieka, she’s obviously never heard of the smartest woman in the world: Cristal Connors!) Crystal probably sticky fingered all sorts of odds and ends from the house over the years too. Don’t be surprised when Playboy Mansion collectables such as a wad of Brett Ratner’s public hair pulled out of the grotto drain start popping up at Sotheby’s auctions.

Hugh, who was laid to rest next to his obsession Marilyn Monroe over the weekend, took care of business, while he was still alive which was probably a real blessing to those he left behind. Nobody wants to try to guess which museum Hugh might have wanted his dildo collection to go to or where he might want to be buried. As per his wishes, Hugh was laid to rest next to his obsession Marilyn Monroe over the weekend. But we don’t yet know if the Louvre or MoMA will get his dildo collection.

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