Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli finally bit the bullet and told on themselves when they pleaded guilty in the College Admissions Scandal. Before their plea deal, they were doing everything possible to avoid having to suffer consequences for their own actions. And when they Zoom called-in their plea it was like, “Hmm, maybe they’re finally ready to accept responsibility?” Not so fast! Sources are saying that Lori is “afraid” of catching coronavirus in prison, so it looks like maybe someone will be using the old “there’s a dangerous plague in prison so I can’t be there” excuse. Cut to Lori Loughlin yelling at Olivia Jade, “Shut the fuck up about white privilege! I need to use it one more time!”
Us Weekly heard from “sources” who say that Lori was ready to put this whole thing behind her and is hoping to make a Hollywood comeback. Delusional Lori may have faith in herself… but maybe not in her immune system.
Sources say that 51-year-old Lori is “scared to death of catching COVID-19, as the virus is ravaging the federal prisons in California.” The source says that Lori has “expressed remorse” for her crimes and has met with the official who’s preparing her sentencing report. Lori agreed to serve two months in prison, pay a $150,000 fine, and do 100 hours of community service. Mossimo agreed to serve five months in prison, pay a $250,000 fine, and do 250 hours of community service. The judge in the case is still deciding whether or not to accept their plea deals. The source went on to say:
“She’s met with the official who’s preparing her sentencing report, which the judge will use for guidance as to how long she’ll serve.”
Lori and Mossimo are hoping to do the Teresa Giudice/Joe Giudice thing of serving their prison sentences separately
and divorcing afterward. That may turn into them doing house arrest together if they start whining about the dangers of coronavirus. Though the only famous person to get out of prison successfully over coronavirus was Tekashi69 and unless Lori has asthma, she’s out of luck.
Lori Loughlin really thinks she’s going to end up in Gitmo, huh? But realistically she’ll end up in a VIP cell in prison with a bunch of non-violent white-collar criminals who will fawn over Aunt Becky from their favorite show as kids. Like, look at Felicity Huffman! The only thing she was at risk of catching was a tan from all the time she spent outdoors.