As Olivia Wilde got a very early jump on the 2022 Oscar campaign for her movie Don’t Worry Darling by slobbering out words of praise for one of the movie’s stars and her man, Harry Styles, I pictured her ex Jason Sudeikis in the fetal position on his bathroom floor, sobbing as he clutches the relay baton that he and Olivia used to pass to each other back and forth while fucking like Kenyan marathon runners. Because after we found out that Olivia and Jason had split and she is now with Harry, there was talk that Jason was all broken up in the heart and was holding out hope that he and Olivia would get back together one day. But if Jason is crying out heartbroken tears, he’s probably crying them out onto the luscious chichis of one of the IT English glamour models of the early-aughts: Keeley Hazell!
The Sun says that 45-year-old Jason Sudeikis and 34-year-old Keeley Hazell have been friends for years after meeting on the set of 2014’s Horrible Bosses 2, which they were both in. A source claims that things between Jason and Keeley were strictly platonic when he was with Olivia, but when Olivia dumped his ass (and some say dumped him for Harry), he “turned towards” Keeley. The source went on to say that even before meeting Keeley, Jason had a thing for her. During the early-aughts, Keeley was a Page 3 girl (read: a topless model that appeared on the third page of The Sun) and Jason’s tip got moist for her back then. And now that he’s single, he’s living out his early-aughts fantasies by dating her. A source used lots of tabloid lingo to explain the thing between Jason and Keeley like this:
“Jason has always found Keeley incredibly attractive, and has told pals he’s had a crush on her since her Page 3 days. When Jason found out about his wife and Harry, Keeley was one of the people whom he turned towards. During this time he was understandably devastated, but she was brilliant and incredibly supportive. He invited her to join him for a dinner with mates in LA, and their flirty banter quickly set tongues wagging. They have met up since, but obviously it’s all very early days. Jason feels it’s too soon to leap into a new relationship – he is in absolutely no rush – but it’s a case of watch this space.”
Jason is currently in Keeley’s homeland of England where he’s shooting the second season of his Apple TV+ show Ted Lasso. A source adds that Jason is such a fan of Keeley’s that he cast her in the role of Bex in Ted Lasso, and he named the character of Keeley, who is a model and is played by Juno Temple, after her.
As for 36-year-old Olivia and 27-year-old Harry, People says they’re now in England where Harry’s about to shoot the bisexual love triangle movie, My Policeman, with Emma Corrin from The Crown. And Olivia was reunited with her kids with Jason: 6-year-old Otis and 4-year-old Daisy. Otis and Daisy have been in London with their dad as he works on Ted Lasso.
After they split, it seemed like Olivia and Jason kept things friendly, so now that they’re in the same city, they can all get together with their pieces (and in Jason’s case, his rumored piece) and brag about how many gold medals are dangling from their genitals over all the Olympic-winning marathon fucking they’re doing.