Jason Sudeikis’ Ex-Girlfriend, Keeley Hazell, Might Have Shaded His Ex-Fiancée, Olivia Wilde, In The Midst Of Salad-Gate
Back in the summer of 2021 when we all thought the break-up of Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde would just be your run-of-the-mill Hollywood relationship demise where both parties cut their losses, keep quiet about it, and start over with a young, hot Brit; Olivia took off with the star of her film Don’t Worry Darling, Harry Styles, and Jason ended up with actress/model, Keeley Hazell. Jason and Keeley broke up earlier this year, and as far as we know, Olivia and Harry are still jointly enjoying their scandalous salad. But since Jason/Olivia/their ex-nanny’s salad-gate exposé is shaping up to be the messiest mess to ever mess (this month), Keeley tapped in to keep the train moving. She took a page from Olivia’s book and also posted an Instagram Story featuring that page from Nora Ephron’s book, Heartburn. This time, it wasn’t to share a much-coveted “special dressing” recipe, but to likely shade the version of events Olivia’s been spinning.
Entertainment Tonight says that Keeley posted a Story yesterday with key excerpts of the page underlined, because, hey, why not ride this spectacle the entire way off the cliff?
Hazell — who split from Sudeikis in May after dating for nearly a year — seemingly weighed in on Wilde’s book club selection by sharing an annotated look at her own copy of Heartburn — in fact, with essentially the same page that Wilde shared — with some key phrases underlined.
“Vera said: ‘Why do you feel you have to turn everything into a story?’ So I told her why: Because if I tell the story, I control the version. Because if I tell the story, I can make you laugh, and I would rather have you laugh at me than feel sorry for me,” the underlined passage reads. “Because if I tell the story, it doesn’t hurt as much. Because if I tell the story, I can get on with it.”
Here’s Keeley’s handiwork:
What does Queen Keeley Hazell know!!! What does she know about the Harry Olivia drama? Tell us what Jason told you plz pic.twitter.com/edP9EYinfY
— not Inez (@rumourzfrominez) October 20, 2022
Since Jason isn’t really talking (besides his and Olivia’s joint statement refuting the nanny’s claims), and since the nanny has been providing text receipts, the only suspect left in this steaming pile of chaos to cast doubt on is Olivia. And the things she has said about the inner workings of DWD have been doubted and disproven, so it looks like Keeley’s got your number, girl.
Many have interpreted Hazell’s post as a not-so-subtle dig at Wilde, or a commentary on how Wilde has been publicly handling her split from Sudeikis, who has largely remained quiet on the matter.
But what does Olivia’s ex-dog, Gordon, have to say about all of this? I bet he’d mark up Nora’s book, too, if only he had thumbs. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if Olivia’s the type of trick to pretend to throw a ball 85 times and cackle as Gordon fruitlessly searches the yard for it. Hopefully, he’s settled in his new home with the kind, patient dog walker, treats on demand, and no threat of being tossed aside so his owner can toss the “special” salad of a One Directioner.
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