Night Crumbs

September 23, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Just a couple of days ago, it was reported that Nia Long’s partner of 12 years, Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka, was facing suspension for fucking a staff member. Well, the team’s owner has since announced that Ime has been suspended for the rest of the 2022-2023 season. The team hired an independent law firm to investigate and reportedly found that Ime violated multiple policies including making “unwanted comments” toward the woman he had an affair with. Nia Long only moved to Boston two weeks ago for Ime’s job, and he barely told her about his wandering peen ways a few days ago because the story was about to break. Nia issued her own statement, asking for privacy as she focuses on her children. Meanwhile, Adam Levine is probably pointing at Ime like, “What a low-down dirty cheating ho! Everyone get him!” before slowly backing up into another Instagram model’s DMs – Complex

And social media detectives with nothing better to do are, of course, trying to find out who Ime Udoka passed his peen to – Lainey Gossip

Another day, another story about the behind-the-scenes fuckery on Don’t Worry Darling. Vulture has co-signed the rumor that Florence Pugh was pissed about Olivia Wilde constantly disappearing from set to be with Harry Styles, and they add that Miss Flo and Olivia got into a screaming match on set over it. At this point, I’ll just skip Don’t Worry Darling and wait for Lifetime’s unauthorized movie on the making of this mess (working title: All This Over Some Harry Styles Peen?!) – Pajiba

If you stare closely at one of Mariah Carey’s opulent diamonds, dahling, you may find a little Best Friend’s Forever broken heart pendant on them. Because she says that diamonds are a girl’s best friend since people often let her down – Celebitchy

Do you not care who the next James Bond is going to be? If you don’t, you’ve got some company from a James Bond himself, because Pierce Brosnan also doesn’t give a shit! – Just Jared

Behold, the hot pieces of the 2023 Irish Farm Calender showing off their nipples and cocks – OMG Blog

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