Jason Sudeikis’ Ex-Girlfriend, Keeley Hazell, Might Have Shaded His Ex-Fiancée, Olivia Wilde, In The Midst Of Salad-Gate
Back in the summer of 2021 when we all thought the break-up of Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde would just be your run-of-the-mill Hollywood relationship demise where both parties cut their losses, keep quiet about it, and start over with a young, hot Brit; Olivia took off with the star of her film Don’t Worry Darling, Harry Styles, and Jason ended up with actress/model, Keeley Hazell. Jason and Keeley broke up earlier this year, and as far as we know, Olivia and Harry are still jointly enjoying their scandalous salad. But since Jason/Olivia/their ex-nanny’s salad-gate exposé is shaping up to be the messiest mess to ever mess (this month), Keeley tapped in to keep the train moving. She took a page from Olivia’s book and also posted an Instagram Story featuring that page from Nora Ephron’s book, Heartburn. This time, it wasn’t to share a much-coveted “special dressing” recipe, but to likely shade the version of events Olivia’s been spinning.
The slap heard around the world has been on our collective minds for what seems like forever. Everyone has gotten involved from Amy “I’m Traumatized” Schumer to Diddy (?). But you know who will no longer be involved in this mess? Will Smith! 2022’s Best Actor Oscar winner has officially resigned from the Academy.
That Rolling Stone interview from last year gave me the impression that Johnny Depp’s closest friends are his legal team (and any random journalists who happen to stop by for a chat). Now I’m pretty sure I’m right because he’s just filed a wild $50 million lawsuit against his ex-wife Amber Heard. In it he states that Amber’s claims of domestic abuse are all just “an elaborate hoax to generate positive publicity” for herself. The suit is pinned to claims Amber made in a December, 2018 Op-Ed for The Washington Post. Johnny also dragged Elon Musk into this mess by claiming he and Amber started their relationship a month after they were married, and that Elon was at their house, creeping in and out of the penthouse elevator, the night he and Amber got into a fight over a postnuptial agreement. Johnny says that fight led to Amber throwing a vodka bottle at him, which resulted in him having to have his finger “surgically reattached”. Just when we all finished treatment for the smoke inhalation we suffered from during their train wreck of a divorce, Johnny is bringing it back. Grab your oxygen masks!