Category: Hailey Baldwin
Hailey Bieber Defended Celebrating Halloween As A Christian, And It’s Something
Hailey Bieber must be trolling me… but actually, she and her husband, Justin Bieber, are hyper religious so… she’s probably not.
Halloween is coming up, and as a devout Christ-Following woman of GOD (and Hillsong), Hailey took to Instagram to let all the people know that she is A-Okay with celebrating the Devil’s Day, which is a topic of debate for some Christians. That’s interesting, considering that contemporary Halloween practices are actually considered to be the way they are because of Christian influences so… yeah. But Hailey Bieber is a Halloween enthusiast! And she’s telling her Christian followers that it’s cool for you to be one too!
Open Post: Hosted By Justin And Hailey Bieber In Their New Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign
To celebrate their 50th anniversary of questionable taste in advertising, Calvin Klein got newlyweds Justin and Hailey Bieber to strip to some matching skivvies and love up on each other in some new ads.
Justin Bieber Spent $35,000 On Exotic Kittens
Justin Bieber spent $35,000 for two Frankencats and doesn’t know how to pronounce “duvet”. Is this your king?! According to The Hollywood Reporter, newly re-weds Justin and Hailey Baldwin recently welcomed two Savannah kittens into their home. Savannah cats are exotic cat hybrids which are wild African serval cats crossed with domestic cats. What could go wrong? Given Justin’s track record with pets, Sushi and Tuna (never mind the fact that this naming convention is redundant and doesn’t really work) have about as much hope of making it through puberty in the bosom of the Bieber family, as poor Malley the monkey has of ever becoming fluent in German (he’s still living in a German zoo after being abandoned by Justin). Complex doesn’t call Justin the “sketchy, black-market, PETA-enraging Dr. Dolittle of pop music” for nothing.
Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Got Married Again
Last year, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin got legally married at the courthouse. But since these two are children of GOD, they didn’t actually think they were married because that shit’s not real unless they do it in a religious ceremony–CanIGetAn-Ay-men? Well, those two disciples of Hillsong got their Amen, because they got hitched again yesterday in a religious ceremony in South Carolina.
Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Are Irritating The Other Guests At Their Wedding Venue
Last year’s Wedding Of The Century belonged to Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra. This year, that distinction will probably go to Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin. According to TMZ, Justin and Hailey are scheduled to tie the knot on Monday at the Montage Palmetto Bluff Resort in South Carolina. Which would be all fine and great if they’d bought the place out, but they didn’t. The Bieber nuptials are becoming a pain in the ass for the resort’s other guests who have been told they can’t use certain areas of property, including a swimming pool and the spa, while the Biebers are in residence. I don’t know if that’s because the Biebers require privacy, or if they plan on shutting them down to clean the drains after Justin’s raggedy homeless looking Drew Crew gets through with it.
Taylor Swift Is Involved In A Very Messy Fight With Justin Bieber’s Manager Scooter Braun Over Her Music
Taylor Swift’s latest reinvention has been one big rainbow-wrapped celebration of gay rights and former enemy forgiveness. And usually Taylor remains fully committed to whatever personality she and her team have settled on. But recently Taylor learned that almost her entire album catalog has been sold off to Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun. Taylor is most likely storming around as Pissed-Off Taylor from the Reputation era, because Taylor is fucking livid that Scooter Braun owns most of her music now.