Category: Hailey Baldwin
Hailey Bieber Calls Out Her Critics For Being “Cruel”
Hailey Bieber is really learning fast what it means to be the wife of one of the most beloved pop stars in the world. I’m not talking about all the perks and glamour like concerts and parties and Vogue magazine covers. I’m talking about the downfalls. The paparazzi. The haters. And worse than the haters- the superfans.
Over the weekend, Justin Bieber and his wife found themselves in the middle of a mild internet ruckus when some keen-eyed fans noticed that Justin was still searching for Selena Gomez videos post-marriage. *Gasp!* (Not really.) This led to Hailey taking a stand(ish) and calling out the “cruel” people on social media. On social media? I think you mean humanity, sis. They’re off-screen assholes also. Continue reading
Could Justin Bieber Be Canada’s Next Poet Laureate?
Justin Bieber has been bothering us for so long that sometimes I forget he’s practically still a kid. It almost makes me feel bad for making fun of his juvenile naivety. But then he goes and writes a poem that begins with the line “Sunlight falls into the Abyss: Just like i fall into your lips”, and I have to laugh. Yes, he’s only 25 but he’s a married man and I’m a little worried he’s never actually kissed a girl before. Either that, or Hailey Baldwin‘s a soul eating demon whose lips are the mouth of a cavernous hellscape. Although, I suppose both could be true.
Justin Bieber Defends His Hailey Baldwin Marriage And Says New Music Is Coming After Treatment
Buckle up, kiddos. Justin Bieber is pissed y’all have been taunting his marriage to Hailey Baldwin. Oh, and he has new music planned. Earlier this month, the Biebz asked us all to pray for him, which I thought was because he had spent an afternoon in the presence of Anna Wintour for that Vogue spread with Hailey. The asking for prayers was due to his mental health situation. But he took time to say there’s new music planned on the other side of his treatment. Also, he wouldn’t mind if people who pen Justin/Selena Gomez fanfiction lay off the Hailey bashing.
Justin Bieber Needs You To Pray For Him
Justin Bieber needs your thoughts and prayers, but mostly just your prayers, because what good are thoughts if they’re not #blessed? Justin’s not doing so great lately, despite having recently become a happily married man. On Instagram, Justin posted that he’s been “struggling a lot” and “just feeling super disconnected and weird”, which I think a lot of us just call “M-F and Most Weekends”. But who is Justin Bieber if he’s not having a spiritual crisis? Just an extraordinarily wealthy young dude with an unfortunate haircut, I’m afraid. So for Justin, the only way to weather this storm is through vigorous piety and prayer. And the way you can tell how good you are at it, is by how hard you squeeze your eyes shut.
What A Terrible Cover Of Us Weekly, I Mean, Vogue
No offense to Us Weekly. Their covers are better.
There’s been many rumors about how Conde Nast is looking to push out the Dark High Priestess of Fashion Anna Wintour, but they have always denied that shit. But I wouldn’t label you as a dirty lie-teller if you told me that the rumors are true, and Anna Wintour knows her days of terrorizing Vogue are coming to an end, which is why she’s burning that bitch to the ground by turning it into a third-tier tabloid. See: Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Bieber on March’s cover looking liked a bored dead-inside rich Central Florida housewife humping on her just-released-from-juvi teenage pool boy lover. Honestly, it would be more interesting and edgy if Anna gave the cover of Vogue to an actual bored dead-inside rich Central Florida housewife and her just-released-from-juvi teenage pool boy lover.
I wonder how many people on set had to resist the urge to pluck those pills off of Hailey’s dress, because they needed something to make them forget these two are going to be on the cover of Vogue?
Justin Bieber Showed Off His Latest Face Tattoo
Unsurprisingly, the very-religious OG Aaron Carter that is Justin Bieber went the religious route with his newest tattoo choice and got the word Grace tattooed just above his eyebrow, which is better than getting the word Holy over his butt crack like he first thought. And on a positive note, at least the Jesus tattoo on his leg has another reason to throw a “bitch, please” eye roll.