Open Post: Hosted By The Two Pythons Found Mating Behind A Woman’s Microwave

November 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Australia is known for many things. Laid back people, idyllic beaches, desolate yet awe-inspiring landscapes, and dangerous animals that can kill you in an instant. An Australian woman discovered not one but TWO of these such animals in her kitchen. Two pythons had made their way into her house and settled behind the microwave. But instead of plotting a murder, the reptiles decided to get down to business and do the dirty. How rude! You don’t do that in a stranger’s house. You reserve that kind of behavior for an alleyway or the back of a car!

I don’t know what’s more terrifying: seeing two pythons in my house or seeing two pythons making more pythons in my house. The shocked homeowner called up a snake wrangler to the get reptiles off each other and out of her kitchen. via UPI:

A video posted to Facebook shows Stuart McKenzie of Sunshine Coast Snake Catchers responding to a home in Buderim where a woman discovered two carpet pythons in the throes of passion in her kitchen.

The snake catching business said the woman noticed her microwave had moved and looked behind it to find the pair of mating snakes.

“We were able to get there very quickly and relocate the two love birds back out into the bush where they belong,” the post said.

Here’s the video of a snake getting his snake into another snake followed by the wrangler escorting the two off the property:

Haunted microwaves and snakes coming from nooks and crannies? Sounds like a horror movie, but I guess that’s just life in Australia!

Pic: Facebook

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