Category: Girl What Is You Doing?

Johnny Depp Is Scheduled To Appear As A Special Guest At Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty Fashion Show

November 3, 2022 / Posted by:

Welp. Rihanna’s only been a billionaire for a little over a year, and she’s already turned to the dark side. I guess since Kanye West is out of the way, Rihanna decided it was her turn to court unnecessary controversy by introducing some dark-sided shit at her upcoming Savage X Fenty Vol. 4 fashion show. According to TMZ, Rihanna will counter Kanye’s White Lives Matters shirts by featuring a “wife-beater” (per The Sun, don’t look at me!), Johnny Depp, to be the very first celebrity “wife-beater” (again, this is a settled point of law, don’t @ at me either!) to “grease” her stage. Ok, “grease” was all me. This brings the total of Billionaires We Can Tolerate back down to one. So congratulations once again to Mackenzie Scott. It must be lonely at the top.

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Azealia Banks Inserted Herself Into The Saga Of Kanye West Commenting on Lizzo’s Weight

October 11, 2022 / Posted by:

While Azealia Banks’ career title is “musician,” she’s most well-known for getting into feuds and/or her messy, outspoken commentary about the goings-on of other celebrities. Many would be hard-pressed to name a single one of her songs, but could probably list at least five people she’s shit-talked. Every once in a while, she does grace the populace with a shambles of a performance, but creating chaos truly seems to be her calling. And Even though Lizzo already seemed to respond to Kanye West’s impressively ignorant and uncalled-for comments about her weight during her Toronto concert, Azealia tagged herself in too. On today’s episode of “Azealia’s Drive-By Draggings,” she also took on Ye’s rant about Lizzo’s body.

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Florence Pugh Celebrated Her Oscar Nomination With A Kiss From Her Boyfriend Zach Braff

January 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Florence Pugh is young, talented, attractive, and at the very beginning of a promising career. Her boyfriend Zach Braff was once at least one of those things. It’s a coupling I don’t personally understand, but Florence’s dark Kathleen Turner bass voice has fooled me into thinking she knows what she’s doing. According to E!, what she’s been doing most recently is celebrating her Little Women Oscar nomination with champagne and a kiss from her man. Makes perfect sense! It’s what I’d do too if I were in her situation. In fact, I only have one question. Him?

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