Azealia Banks is back to scratch her always itchy attention spot. After commenting on Doja Cat’s racism on Instagram, Azealia claimed she’s gotten plenty of big-name dick over the years. And some of those dicks were married. Well, she’s named a name and that name is Dave Chappelle. I know, a rich famous married man cheating on his wife? What’s next? Gwyneth Paltrow selling us useless shit? A Kardashian/Jenner using a makeup shade darker from their actual skin-tone? Truly I’m shocked!
After shitting on Doja Cat and then slapping at Nicki Minaj (who did a remix of Say So with Doja Cat) for not speaking out for black people by holding Doja accountable, she changed it up and decided to expose the married men she’s gotten with. Azealia wants to expose them because they have never publicly stood up for her whenever she gets shit from the media for saying something stupid, or whatever. Not sure why a married man would expose his cheating ways by standing up for her, but okay. I guess those hair amulets of protection only do so much.
But although she’s mad that Dave Chappelle hasn’t pulled a Captain Save-A-Ho for her, she’d let him fuck that legend energy into her again. She said, via HotNewHipHop:
“I have actually fucked a lot of fucking very powerful fucking men and you will fucking gag if I spill all the fucking tea and ruin all the fucking marriages. Cause it’s a lot of tea that I be wanting to spill on you black n*ggas. Especially like when you be seeing me get attacked in the media and shit and you don’t come to my rescue and shit like that–like Dave Chappelle I should ruin your fuckin’ marriage. I should ruin your fuckin’ marriage. I should tell the fuckin’ world that we fucked. That we fucked. You got some good dick n*gga. I should tell the whole fucking world that we fucked. Cause y’all n*ggas don’t look out for me so what the fuck I’m keeping secret for yall n*ggas for? What the fuck I’m keeping secret for yall n*ggas for?! No: Dave Chappelle could fuck me again. That was some good black dick. That was some good, strong manding. Manding! And that n*gga’s a legend, I was like: yes, n*gga. Give me that fucking legend energy I will snatch that shit right out.”
Azealia Banks describing sex with (married) Dave Chappelle is something I never expected to hear.. pic.twitter.com/qytMOHPVUg
— GlockTopickz (@GTopickz) May 25, 2020
Well, Dave Chappelle you should have defended Azealia Banks that time the media reported her antics–you can pick which one. And he has no problem defending problematic people so he probably just doesn’t like Azealia Banks.
Azaelia has said in the past that she doesn’t fuck black men, and so the internet pointed that out:
they said azealia banks had sex with this nigga and thought it was dave chappelle 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/mJGQkD19Jp
— ken (@krollodolo) May 25, 2020
Azealia Banks: I don't fuck with black men
Azealia Banks: I fucked Dave Chappelle pic.twitter.com/rG37VFRMdr
— Black Larry David (@InsertPun_) May 25, 2020
This dave chappelle, azealia banks stuff reminds me of this 😂 pic.twitter.com/2RtPw6kJxK
— Sucks to suck (@21sthoekage) May 25, 2020
On top of Azealia outing herself as David Chappelle’s one-time side piece, she also claimed to have sucked Adrian Grenier’s supposedly obese hog of a dick for 30 minutes and believes he’s a closeted gay man. Maybe Adrian was just really, really nervous, because he’s got a farm animal for a dick and he knows what Azealia has done to other farm animals in the past….