Category: Fifty Shades Of Nope
Johnny Depp Is Scheduled To Appear As A Special Guest At Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty Fashion Show
Welp. Rihanna’s only been a billionaire for a little over a year, and she’s already turned to the dark side. I guess since Kanye West is out of the way, Rihanna decided it was her turn to court unnecessary controversy by introducing some dark-sided shit at her upcoming Savage X Fenty Vol. 4 fashion show. According to TMZ, Rihanna will counter Kanye’s White Lives Matters shirts by featuring a “wife-beater” (per The Sun, don’t look at me!), Johnny Depp, to be the very first celebrity “wife-beater” (again, this is a settled point of law, don’t @ at me either!) to “grease” her stage. Ok, “grease” was all me. This brings the total of Billionaires We Can Tolerate back down to one. So congratulations once again to Mackenzie Scott. It must be lonely at the top.
E.L. James Is Back With A New Book Called “The Mister”
Are you ready to meet the roguish, rich, and charming Maxim Trevelyan? He’s got a pulsating mega-boner and it’s just waiting for you to pick it up… in the form of E.L. James’ upcoming novel called The Mister. Mister? I hardly know her! Guys, I wish I was making this shit up but I’m not. It’s 100% actually what the author of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy has been working on for a minimum of two weeks.