Category: Felicity Huffman
Felicity Huffman’s Daughter, Sophia, Will Retake Her SATs
TMZ is reporting that Felicity Huffman didn’t completely fuck her daughter’s life, which is nice because Lori Loughlin might’ve. Felicity spent $15,000 to bump her daughter Sophia’s SAT scores. Meanwhile, Lori spent half a million to help her daughters Isabella and Olivia Jade get into USC and Olivia probably/definitely knew about lying about being on the rowing team. Sophia reportedly didn’t know her SAT answers were being corrected, so now she wants to take the test again without her parent’s meddling. Lucky for Sophia, she will probably be able to. Sadly for Olivia Jade, she wanted to be an influencer and now everyone hates her so until they don’t… maybe she’d have better luck actually trying the school thing?
Felicity Huffman Got Dragged By Thomas Lennon At The Emmys
Felicity Huffman‘s name used to hold some power at the Emmys. She’s won for Desperate Housewives, she’s been nominated several times, but still, a fall is a fall and the Hollywood crowd will turn on your ass for a joke at an awards show. So of course, Thomas Lennon of Reno 911!, who was the Emmys commentator last night, took a jab at Lynette for the two weeks she’s going to be spending in jail for faking her daughter’s SAT scores.
Felicity Huffman Has A Friend In John Legend Who Thinks You Should Lay Off
Felicity Huffman has found herself an interesting friend in R&B Crooner/Chrissy Teigen‘s husband–John Legend. After Felicity Huffman was treated to the rich-white-woman-justice special: AKA a slap on the wrist for financial crimes–she’d been targeted by the internet for not getting punished enough. Well, John Legend is telling us to lay off, and he has his reasons. John doesn’t only think Felicity should’ve gotten less time, he thinks everyone should get less time.
Felicity Huffman Got A Gentle Slap On The Wrist In The Form Of 14 Days In Prison
Tanya McDowell is the black mother who was convicted of larceny charges related to sending her kid to the wrong school district, while they were homeless, and was sentenced to 5 years. Well, if Tonya wanted to avoid that sentence she should’ve been born a famous white millionaire actress named Felicity Huffman, because Felicity will spend no more than two weeks in the clink for using her sofa change ($15,000) to buy her daughter a better SAT score to get into a fancier college.
Felicity Huffman Supposedly Doesn’t Think She Should Do Time, Because No One Got Hurt
When we last left Felicity Huffman, it was being reported that federal prosecutors wanted to see her do one month in prison as punishment for her role in the College Admissions Scandal. Felicity was accused of committing mail fraud and honest services fraud when she gave $15,000 to have Rick Singer hook her up with a proctor that would fix her daughter’s SAT scores, thus securing her admission into an elite school. Felicity pleaded guilty back in May, and it was said she was looking at 4 to 10 months on the inside. Then it dropped to one month, but Felicity still wants it dropped to 0 minutes. Sources tell TMZ says that Felicity and her lawyers have two arguments up their sleeves.
Federal Prosecutors Want Felicity Huffman To Serve A Month In The Clink
It’s been four months since Felicity Huffman decided that the best way to keep from landing herself a long-running role in Cell Block C Playhouse’s production of Desperate Cellmates is to cop a plea and admit guilt, which is what she did in May. Felicity pleaded guilty to committing mail fraud and honest services fraud by paying $15,000 to have a proctor correct the answers on her daughter’s SAT test in hopes of getting into a “good” college. Sentencing time is coming up, and it was reported that prosecutors were going to recommend 4 to 10 months in prison, but I guess their asses are Sports Night fans, because they’ve recommended only a month. Lori Loughlin is probably changing her mind about regretting her decision to not take a plea deal, because I mean, a whole entire month under fluorescent lighting and without Frette sheets?! She’d literally die.