Category: Fashion
Lena Dunham’s Latest Project Is A Plus-Size Clothing Line
If you have a good memory, you may have just rolled through some of the messy outfits you’ve seen Lena Dunham in, but messy isn’t the target for Lena’s clothing line. She recently announced that she had created a small plus-size clothing line with online retailer 11 Honoré, and it’s surprisingly boring and normal. But because it’s Lena Dunham, there’s of course an element of controversy surrounding the whole thing, and some plus-size customers are not happy with her foray into fashion. But let’s all take a moment to thank the universe that Lena focused her creative spirit on a messy clothing line, and not on a series of Hunter Biden romance novels.
Open Post: Hosted By The $7,450 “Puppet Hoodie” From Louis Vuitton
The New York Post has the newest overpriced item for the rich idiot in your friend circle. Luxe-fashion house, Louis Vuitton, has come out with a small duo of tops featuring sewn-on stuffed animals. From the industry that brought you Very Expensive Ugly Jacket here is Very Expensive Ugly Sweater. High-fashion is really going places… it’s going to Etsy.
Open Post: Hosted By The Marionette Models Of The Moschino Show
The world looks different and will probably continue to do so for the next little while. But anybody wondering what was off about Moschino’s recent Spring-Summer 2021 show need look no further than the soulless eyes on the wooden figurines clomping down the aisle. No, I’m not talking about Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner––this year’s batch of walking wooden figures were none other than marionette puppets decked out in mini versions of Moschino looks. Puppets, inanimate objects, doll-size clothing…. the jokes write themselves.
The 2020 Venice Film Festival Red Carpet Delivered On Drama
There were barely any international celebrities, everyone had a mask and the public was hidden away behind a wall. But my god there were beautiful gowns. Beautiful gowns illuminated by the waning slant of a glorious Mediterranean sun. The red carpet for the 2020 Venice Film Festival delivered the drama, the fantasy and the eleganza we’ve been missing since the coronavirus came along and slapped us all upside the head like Dominique Deveraux receiving an unwanted gift. However, much like Alexis Carrington, glamour is that bitch who recovers quickly and always rises to the occasion! Well, unless we’re talking about last weekend’s VMAs where glamour took one look around and immediately called back the chauffeur (and slapped the shit out him).
New York Fashion Week Will Happen Next Month, But Outside Or Without An Audience
Praise Fashion Jesus (AKA Billy Porter)! Governor Andrew Cuomo says New York Fashion Week is a go, but runways will need to be made coronavirus-safe. So shows will either be outside (where the audience will be capped at 50 people, and ideally chained together so they won’t blow away with the wind), or inside without an audience. But, um, what’s the point of a fashion show if it’s not attended by a bunch of bitchy, dead-eyed tastemakers?
Christian Siriano Is Making Masks To Help Medical Workers
Finally, some coronavirus news that won’t make you want to bash your head against a wall. Christian Siriano, Project Runway winner and fashion designer, is getting down to business. And no, he’s not whipping up another enchanting and demure outfit for Billy Porter (although, Christian if you’re reading, we WILL be needing some glamour once it’s safe to go back outside again). Instead, he’s putting his next fashionable creation where his mouth is. Literally.