Open Post: Hosted By The $7,450 “Puppet Hoodie” From Louis Vuitton

The New York Post has the newest overpriced item for the rich idiot in your friend circle. Luxe-fashion house, Louis Vuitton, has come out with a small duo of tops featuring sewn-on stuffed animals. From the industry that brought you Very Expensive Ugly Jacket here is Very Expensive Ugly Sweater. High-fashion is really going places… it’s going to Etsy.

LV is selling a hideous sweater featuring a plethora of stuffed animals for the cool price of just $7,450 dollars. But don’t worry, it’s 100% wool and the animals are probably hand-stitched so that price-point actually makes sense when you think about it. And you didn’t even consider that “14 puppets dangle” from the sweater including a “panda bear, flamingo, scorpion, mouse, frog, monkey, as well as a few mythical creatures of unknown origins.” Hell. Hell is their origin.

Or you can go the more butch route with a puppet baseball jacket:

But hey if the puppet look isn’t for you, LV has got you covered. You can also dress up as French architecture:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKW6yeED7gg/

What kind of crack is Louis Vuitton smoking?

My favorite part of this absolute lunacy is the product description which says: “Exclusively made to order.” You’re damn right it is! Do you think they’re gonna just have a bunch of stuffed animal sweaters made en masse? No one wants this hot garbage! Go to IKEA buy some DJUNGELSKOGs, GEMYTLIGs, and BRUNBJÖRNs and make this shit yourself! Then you too can look like Lady Gaga after murdering a bunch of Kermits. Silence of the Kermits….

Do you guys remember when lady gaga wore a dress made of kermit the frogs? pic.twitter.com/SmcZm3Wo3r

— saige (@ok__bitch) October 18, 2020

Pic: Louis Vuitton