26-year-old singer Summer Walker–who just announced that they’re pregnant with their second child–got some heat this weekend at the 2022 BET Awards, and I for one am a bit defensive about it because I love a good hoe-outfit. But we can be hoes without bastardizing other cultures. First, Summer shared a picture of themselves in a silver dangling tits-out, short skirt-outfit that would be acceptable in the strip club, a music video, or a Fast and the Furious set. But the people were not feeling it because it may have referenced some slaves of China? Yikes. Then Summer wore another elegant ensemble (above) and people accused Summer of sexualizing the people of Southwest China by appropriating the traditional Hmong jewelry.
Over two years ago, Hollywood let us know that they were finally doing something right for once by greenlighting an eight-episode series about the official blossom of Los Angeles, billboard queen Angelyne. Emmy Rossum and her husband Sam Esmail, who created Mr. Robot, bought the TV rights to The Hollywood Reporter’s investigative story about Angelyne’s journey from Polish refugee and daughter of Holocaust survivors to Los Angeles’ one-woman beautification board who singlehandedly made the city the most gorgeous place in the country with her billboards. Emmy Rossum took on the role of Angelyne in the unauthorized bio-series. And I say, “unauthorized,” because Angelyne, who took a hot pink shit on THR’s story and called it fiction, also took a hot pink shit on Emmy’s series, at first.
But eventually, the real Angelyne gave her hot pink stamp of approval and joined the show as an executive producer. That means producers probably stuffed a big enough wad of cash between her all-natural chichis of luscious perfection. An extremely fair and reasonable price for Angelyne’s approval is 98% of whatever the show’s budget is. So I figured that all of the show’s scenes would be shot in Emmy and Sam’s garage, the pink Corvette would be an old Barbie car bought at a yard sale, her costume would consist of an off-brand Elly Mae Clampett wig from Wish and the one hot pink dress she owns, and the other roles would be played by a mannequin and her dog. But it looks like they made that 2% stretch more than Angelyne’s angelic titty balls in a Spandex dress.
I realize that Halloween is quickly approaching, and after the long, balmy Hot Girl Summer, I can only imagine how many women will be quick to throw on ass-less chaps and tight titty tops to recreate the magic that is Megan Thee Stallion as their costume of choice. Apparently, Ashanti‘s calendar app must be broken, because she must think it’s already time to break out her costume. And one Twitter user immediately pulled out the shame bell to let Ashanti know that this ain’t the look for her. However, Ashanti’s fans aren’t here for any of that mess. And they immediately came to her defense.
Katie Price Got Fined For Mouth Sharting Out A C-Bomb Filled Rant At Her Ex’s New Girlfriend On A School Playground
Seen above serving seasoned Russian gold digger making her way to the will reading of her fourth dead husband (or rejected Mob Wives cat member), Katie Price has officially snatched the title of England’s Finest Rose away from Jodie Marsh, who has tamed herself all the way down. The edgiest thing Jodie does now is post pictures on Instagram of bowls of baby diarrhea she makes using the protein powder she hawks. Meanwhile, Katie Prices continues to make her country proud and prove time and time again that Britain is the global epicenter of sophistication.
It’s official: every pitch meeting for a new Mariah Carey video starts with her saying, “Okay, so my tits are going to be out and I’m going to touch myself while butt humping a chair or whatever.” I bet the storyboards for a Mimi video are nothing but screen shots from Yandy.com.
The Obamas hosted their last state dinner in the White House last night and their guest of honor was Italy’s Prime Minister Matteo Renzi and his wife Agnese Landini, so they went full Italian and delivered the best of Italy! Guests were served authentic Italian dishes from the Olive Garden, entertainment was provided by world-renowned Hungarian-Italian superstar Ciccolina and both President Obama and Michelle Obama wore ensembles from celebrated Italian designer Z. Cavaricci. I made all that up. Like the White House party planners have taste!