Lady CaCa Queefs Out A Blue Ball On The Cover Of Artpop

October 7, 2013 / Posted by:

After weeks of Lady CaCa basically saying that the Fartpoop Artpop cover is a groundbreaking piece of important HIGH ART and her Little Monsters saying that her cover is going to make us feel like we’re on a magic carpet ride because it’s a whole new world, she finally twatted it out today.

For the cover, Cicciolina’s ex-husband Jeff Koons made a sculpture of a naked CaCa grabbing her titty balls while birthing out a garden gazing ball from Target. I know I need a PhD in art history to fully understand Lady CaCa’s art, but I’m still going to say that this MS Paint wreck makes that sculpture of Brit Brit pushing out a Cheetoling look like the new Statue of David.

And since I brought up Cicciolina and your eyes might need a palate cleanser, here’s a stunning picture of her and her pristine pussy.


That pussy’s sundial eyes tell me that this picture was taken at exactly 12:15pm. Only Cicciolina could look that gorgeous and glamorous so early in the afternoon.

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