Katie Price Got Fined For Mouth Sharting Out A C-Bomb Filled Rant At Her Ex’s New Girlfriend On A School Playground
Seen above serving seasoned Russian gold digger making her way to the will reading of her fourth dead husband (or rejected Mob Wives cat member), Katie Price has officially snatched the title of England’s Finest Rose away from Jodie Marsh, who has tamed herself all the way down. The edgiest thing Jodie does now is post pictures on Instagram of bowls of baby diarrhea she makes using the protein powder she hawks. Meanwhile, Katie Prices continues to make her country proud and prove time and time again that Britain is the global epicenter of sophistication.
Scott Baio, the corroded dick cheese nugget clinging to an ingrown hair on humanity’s right ballsack, has shit on “fake news” on Twitter before. But over the weekend, his dim dumb ass fell for fake news and he repeated a wrong rumor about how the Joanie to his Chachi, Erin Moran, died. Erin died at the age of 56 at her home in New Salisbury, Indiana on Saturday. Erin had a history of addiction, so it didn’t take long for a tabloid to burp up a story about how she died of an overdose. The Daily Mail said that a “source” told them that Erin died of a suspected heroin overdose. That rumor was picked up by others and Scott Baio eventually saw it.
Yes, many people still pay good money to see George Lopez do comedy in 2017, but one of those people probably asked for her money back after he showered her with approximately 346 fucks. If you’ve ever wanted to see George Lopez explode into an angry geyser of fucks, simply flip him off. That’s all it takes!
And I’ll pause as you mock Nicki Minaj with your eyes for wearing that low-rent goth stripper mess in public on a day that wasn’t October 31st.
Nicki Minaj decided that it would be a grand idea to puta (I meant to write “put a,” but I’ll just keep it like that) video on Instagram of her laughing in between talking to a stranger lady who may have a mental illness. TMZ says that the lady who Nicki recorded is known in South Beach and people say she suffers from a mental illness. As Nicki sat in her chariot in Miami, the lady shouted something in her direction and she tried to get the woman’s attention. The lady then did what most people when do when Nicki’s song Stupid Hoe starts playing near them: she walked the other way. But Nicki kept trying to beckon the woman over, and only stopped to greet one of her loyal subjects.
Some of Nicki’s followers wondered if the melted plastic in her ass got into her bloodstream and traveled up to her brains, because they didn’t know why she thought it was a good idea to post this. Others defended her by saying that she may have been trying to give the lady money.
The Miami chapter of the National Alliance on Mental Illness is doing the opposite of that cry-laughing emoji. They told TMZ that it wasn’t not funny.
“Nobody would make fun of a cancer patient, and mental illness is an illness like any other.”
“Nobody would make fun of a cancer patient…” Nicki probably took that as a challenge and will next post a video of her making fun of a cancer patient. Anything to make people forget that she supported her alleged child rapist brother, I guess.
Comedy’s Central Roast of Rob Lowe, which filmed on Saturday and will air on Labor Day, starred a motley crew of random people. David Spade, Jeff Ross, Jewel (who worked with Rob on a TV show), Ralph Macchio, comedian Nikki Glaser, SNL’s Pete Davidson, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jimmy Carr all took turns roasting the asshole of the ex-member of the Brat Pack. Ann Coulter was also there and when it was announced that she was going to take part, I just knew that it would become The Shitting On Ann Coulter Scat Show. When you put Ann Coulter in a roast with a bunch of comedians, you should expect them to flame her until she turns to ash, and then piss and shit on her ashes, and then mold those ashes into an Ann Coulter statue so they can roast her some more. And they did!
Acting like a sarcastic urethra fissure in interviews is sort of Hugh Grant’s thing and he kept that cunty schtick going on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night. One day after he made me (and Tiger Woods and Dean McDermott) scream, “Preach!”, by saying that the key to a successful marriage is letting your partner’s fuck parts roam to other pastures, he was asked about his past lady co-stars by Andy Cohen. And while answering, he threw in a couple of sarcastic-pointed digs.