Category: Role Models
Caitlyn Jenner Says “The Homeless” Are Driving Her Friends Out Of California
Caitlyn Jenner has obviously put a lot of thought into how she will help Californians of every stripe. Regardless of your party affiliation, Republican or ultra-wealthy Republican — it matters not to Caitlyn as long as you already agree with her. Yesterday, Caitlyn, who is hoping to replace Gavin Newsom as governor of California, gave her first televised interview to Sean Hannity at Fox News. Speaking from her Malibu airplane hangar, she let us know that no matter the size of your private jet, Caitlyn is committed to making sure that none of her friends ever has to make the heartbreaking decision between leaving the state, or looking at a filthy unhoused person as they go about their day. That’s her promise to California.
Catherine Zeta-Jones And Carys Douglas Did A Mother/Daughter Ad Campaign For Fendi
Carys Douglas dresses up as Catherine Zeta-Jones Junior everyday, not just on Halloween. When your mom’s a famous glamorpuss and you’re an aspiring model, there’s no better way to pad that resume than to do cute twinsy photoshoots with your mom for bougie magazines like Vanity Fair and Town & Country. So when Fendi calls and wants to send you and moms to Rome for an ad campaign, even though you’ve been to Rome like a million times, you go. WWD reports that CZJ and CZJJ were “the protagonists” in a Fendi campaign for their Peekaboo bag. I guess that makes the Peekabo bag the villain who holds them up at knife point under the Ponte Fabricio. Shit, even handbags gotta have a backstory and a character arc these days.
Tyra Banks Thinks She And Rihanna Are Practically Twins
Yesterday Kristian likened Tyra Banks to Rihanna due to her business acumen and dedication to staying On Brand with every move she makes. And Tyra makes a lot of moves (or, as is also the case, “micro-movements” which is a modeling technique Tyra taught me on ANTM that I use to this day). And the comparisons don’t end there. Tyra (or BanX as she’s rechristened herself. I’ll get into that later, one Big Idea at a time) and Rihanna also both seem to possess and an uncanny ability to stay three stomps ahead of competition when it comes to The Next Big Thing. In Rihanna’s case, she’s got the cosmetics and fashion industries watching her for clues about what the latest trends will be. And Tyra, well she’s got Big Ice Cream positively shook! Tyra would add one more similarity to that list. She thinks she and Rihanna look like they were separated at birth!
Katie Price Got Fined For Mouth Sharting Out A C-Bomb Filled Rant At Her Ex’s New Girlfriend On A School Playground
Seen above serving seasoned Russian gold digger making her way to the will reading of her fourth dead husband (or rejected Mob Wives cat member), Katie Price has officially snatched the title of England’s Finest Rose away from Jodie Marsh, who has tamed herself all the way down. The edgiest thing Jodie does now is post pictures on Instagram of bowls of baby diarrhea she makes using the protein powder she hawks. Meanwhile, Katie Prices continues to make her country proud and prove time and time again that Britain is the global epicenter of sophistication.