Who Is Hot Slut Of 2020? Vote In Round One!

January 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Dionne Warwick’s Twitter Account won December’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown with 40% of your votes, so now we can finally begin to vote on who was the most sparkling of sparkling bright spots in the pus-oozing urethra rash that was 2020.

Protect your voting finger this week (no vigorous finger banging) and make sure to do plenty of finger yoga, because you’re going to need that shit to repeatedly vote over the next two weeks, or so. The Hot Slut of the Year battle is made up of four rounds. In the first three rounds, each HSOTM from 2020 will go up against each other, and the winners of those three rounds will go on to the final round. This is also a trip down memory lane because believe it or not, January 2020 was just 12 months ago and so much has happened then. Sadly, all that news filling my brain pushed aside the beautiful memory of the nutsack pants! Speaking of, here are the HSOTMs in round one:

January: Perdita, the mean pussy who was named the World’s Worst Cat by the Mitchell County Animal Rescue in Spruce Pine, North Carolina.

February: Harikrishnan’s Ballbottoms, the elegant pair of pants that are perfect for those who want their legs to look like the Michelin Man’s crotch eggs.

March: Chi-Town Bonnie, the badass from Chicago who let a bleach blonde moron and others know that she’s not the one when it comes to thinking coronavirus is a hoax.

April: Leslie Jordan, the human diamond who has gotten us through quarantine more than a sourdough starter has.

Voting is below, and I’ll let you know who won when we start round two on Thursday, January 14!

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