Category: Covid-19
Open Post: Hosted By A “Tubby Hot Summer” Courtesy Of The Vaccinated Teletubbies
Even though Juvenile has told us to vax that thing up, some people are still hesitant to get the COVID-19 vaccine. And A-list queens like Mariah Carey and Dolly Parton have also promoted getting vaccinated. Well, aanother A-list group of Queens to the list because the Teletubbies have all come out as fully vaccinated bundles of joy and are ready to celebrate a “Tubby hot summer.”
Open Post: Hosted By Juvenile’s Pro-Vax Remix of “Back That Thang Up”
For the most part, the whole world shut down during the COVID-19 pandemic. However, there were some parts of this country (Atlanta) who agreed they would simply mask up and still do baldheaded hoe shit with their friends at the club. And I can guarantee you as soon as they heard the opening to Juvenile’s classic hit Back That Thang Up, those masks came off and asses started twerking and sweating all over the place, which definitely does not stop the spread. Now, Juvie is doing his part to inform people that the pandemic is still very real. In a remix to Back That Ass Up, he’s urging people to get vaccinated
Vera Farmiga Used Instagram To Argue With The Prime Minister Of Canada That She Needs A Trip Home To The U.S.
While some things are opening up in our post-pandemic world, like patios and Disneyland, others – like the U.S./Canadian border – remain closed. But you don’t have to tell Vera Farmiga this. Vera, a U.S. citizen, is currently in Toronto, Canada, where she was filming a project. And she’s been stuck in Canada for going on eight weeks. According to Vera, she’s trapped in the land of ice, snow, random U’s thrown into words, and a never-ending supply of maple-flavored snacks. She’s so desperate to leave, she’s been pleading with the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, to do something, anything, so that she may hop across the border and see her family for a bit. The only problem is, she doesn’t know him personally or have his contact information. Actually, her plan is not unlike a desperate fan trying to get a shout-out from a pop star. Vera has been trying to get JT’s attention by tagging him in multiple Instagram posts.
Kim Kardashian And Her Family Got COVID-19 While She Was Trying To Study For Her Baby Bar Exam
Last October, Kim Kardashian turned 40 and there was no way a little old pandemic was going to come between her and a huge, tacky party. So Kim dropped $1 million to fly 30 of her family and friends to Tahiti. It was a deeply questionable move that felt like a potential super spreader event. But all Kim ended up catching was a bunch of negative press. That made me wonder if Kim had her surgeon implant a lucky horseshoe up her ass during a procedure. But Kim didn’t have some kind of invisible virus-repelling force field around her. Kim and her kids ended up getting COVID earlier this year. It got so bad, it shut down production on Keeping Up With The Kardashians for several weeks.
Salma Hayek Says She Almost Died From Coronavirus
While celebs like Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson were getting mad support from the world after they came down with COVID-19, there seem to be a lot of other famous people who just had Coronavirus in secret and went on with their lives. This list does not include Gwyneth Paltrow who then started trying to sell you infrared saunas for COVID symptoms–although technically that is the type of shit she does with her life. Now we’ve learned that Queen of Breasts, Salma Hayek, had a case of Coronavirus so bad she literally almost died. I don’t think Gwyneth’s sauna blanket will help with that.
Eric Clapton Wrote An Anti-Vax Letter After Getting Side Effects From The AstraZeneca Vaccine
76-year-old Eric Clapton recently got the AstraZeneca vaccine and wouldn’t you know it, he had a bad reaction to both his shots. Clearly, that means that vaccines are fraudulent propaganda and that the COVID-19 vaccine rollout is sinister. Right? No? Well, Eric sure has been convinced. After his bout with some uncomfortable symptoms, Eric has taken up a very anti-vaccine, anti-lockdown stance and has written a letter blaming “propaganda” on his “disastrous” experience. Eric has said before that his cover of the song Cocaine is actually an anti-drug song so expect him to an anti-vaxxer version soon.