Category: Covid-19
Chet Hanks Doubles Down On His Anti-COVID Vaccine Message
Chet Hanks has obviously been confused for a while; I mean, he thinks he’s Jamaican! Chet recently posted an anti-vaxx rant on Instagram which was very helpful and educational, and so he decided to follow up that up with more bullshit. In his newest video, Chet explained that he hasn’t seen enough “evidence” of the Coronavirus vaccine being “healthy” for you–not compared to aliens, at least! And he said his immune system is just SO powerful that the COVID vaccine is wholly unnecessary. I mean, yes, Chet might be insufferable enough for even COVID-19 to stay away.
Demi Lovato Performed At A Music Festival After Calling Out The Huge Crowd At Lollapalooza
If there’s anything that can be said about Demi Lovato, it’s that they firmly believe in their convictions, and will fight with all their might for their beliefs. Nothing will change their mind! Demi is an immovable mountain of principles. Fastidious in where they stand. Except when Demi decides, “Eh, forget that…I’m doing the opposite.” Like when Demi publicly criticized all the people who went to Lollapalooza this year. But then Demi changed their mind and decided to perform at Sad Summer Fest only a week later. Whoops! The bad news for Demi is that lots of people online have a very good memory.
Jennifer Aniston Further Explains Why She Dropped People In Her Life Who Aren’t Vaccinated
Earlier this week, we learned that if Jennifer Aniston was living her life by the lyrics of the Friends theme, then the chorus of “I’ll be there for you” came with one post-pandemic condition, and that’s that Jennifer will be there for you, so long as you’ve gotten the COVID-19 vaccine. Jennifer explained to InStyle that she had to lose a couple of people from her orbit who wouldn’t disclose whether they got the vaccine, as well as the ones who are anti-vaxx. There might have been a few people who thought that was way harsh, Jen. But she’s fully standing by her choice to roll with a vaxxed-only crowd from here on out.
Paramount Has Pulled The Release Of “Clifford The Big Red Dog” Over Fears About The Delta Variant
This is terrible news for both fans of big, red dogs and commitment to a schedule. Paramount’s big-screen adaptation of your elementary school library’s most fought-over book (at least at my school things got rough), Clifford the Big Red Dog, was set to hit theaters on September 17, 2021, after premiering at the Toronto International Film Festival. I’m sure plenty of people were planning on showing up opening night, just to see if the film finally answers the question: How do they scoop that big red dog’s giant poops? But those people will have to wait. Paramount has pulled Clifford the Big Red Dog off their release schedule, and it’s all because the Delta variant might mess up their box office plans. Oh, it’s because of the virus, and not because Clifford looks like a big red mess? Ok then!
Doctors Are Worried There Will Be A Spike In COVID-19 Cases Thanks Lollapalooza
While some music festivals were canceled this year because hey, it’s still a fucking pandemic, Lollapalooza did not give a single shit and began its four-day festival on July 29. Is that the Andromeda galaxy or a picture of Lollapalooza? JK, we know we’re all gonna die. NBC Chicago says that infectious disease experts are warning there could be an increase in Coronavirus cases because of it.
Sean Penn Won’t Return To The Set Of His New Series “Gaslit” Until Everyone Is Vaccinated
Hollywood has been back to work for a while because there are only so many times people stuck at home can re-watch The Office or suffer through the horny drunks on Love Island. But there are certain rules cast and crew have to follow to make sure the set they’re working on doesn’t end up with the headline: “Lights, Camera…COVID? Movie Set Turns Into Super Spreader Event.” Some famous actors are really into those rules, like Tom Cruise, who cussed out the crew of Mission: Impossible VII when he saw them disrespecting social distancing rules. Notorious rager Sean Penn definitely seems like the type who would fully lose his shit over COVID protocols, but he’s not even going to let it get to that point, because Sean Penn has declared that he won’t be gracing any unvaccinated co-workers with his presence.