Category: Teletubbies
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Netflix’s “Teletubbies” Reboot
Now that the 90s are on their way back in and I’ve started to come around to the idea of soggy-bottomed flare jeans again; I was hoping the next 90s thing to re-emerge would be the lack of an impending sense of doom or Keebler Pizzarias chips. But, it seems like the best the universe could do right now was ANOTHER damn Teletubbies reboot after threatening us with it a while back–so get your sleep masks and earplugs ready for when your kid insists on watching it on repeat and subsequently exclaiming, “EH-OHHH,” but you’d rather maintain your sanity–because they’re vaxxed, back, and ready for action.
Open Post: Hosted By A “Tubby Hot Summer” Courtesy Of The Vaccinated Teletubbies
Even though Juvenile has told us to vax that thing up, some people are still hesitant to get the COVID-19 vaccine. And A-list queens like Mariah Carey and Dolly Parton have also promoted getting vaccinated. Well, aanother A-list group of Queens to the list because the Teletubbies have all come out as fully vaccinated bundles of joy and are ready to celebrate a “Tubby hot summer.”
Open Post: Hosted By The Teletubbies’ Pride Merch, Which Some People Think Is Their Way Of Coming Out
Like there’s really been a need for them to “come out.”
Some people (Jerry Falwell) have wondered about the sexuality of the Teletubbies, for some reason. And now, the Teletubbies have partnered with GLAAD for Pride Month and will be releasing a line of LGBTQ Pride merch, and people think this means the Teletubbies have come out!