Happy Easter From An Almost-Vaccinated Mimi Bunny!

April 4, 2021 / Posted by:

Mariah Carey may be the Queen of Christmas, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t get festive on other religious holidays (and that’s the reason why you can find Santa Claus trying to jump the Easter Bunny for attempting to steal his girl). Mimi celebrated the anniversary of Jesus’ big “Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me” moment by posting a picture of her in bunny ears along with her two pooches who are thinking, “She’s squishing us but at least she didn’t put us in the dryer!” And Mimi has another reason to celebrate because she recently filled her unicorn butterfly veins with the COVID-19 vaccine.

While wearing the perfect pair of sensible boots to fuck coronavirus up, Mimi let her lambs know in a video that she was excitedly nervous about getting the first dose of the vaccine and encouraged everyone to get the vaccine into them when it’s available to them. As the medical people talked to each other, Mimi spoke over their asses and said:

“They’re having a medical narrative, but I’m here. Excited and nervous a little bit about getting this shot. This is distracting them from doing their job, but you know how I am. I just talk and don’t really think about it.

Here we are, all the way from that first post, washing my hands with Roc and Roe in New York, trying to encourage people to really be safe. You know, we’re still in this battle together. So anyway, I guess here we go! Hopefully, we’re gonna edit this ’cause there’s a lot of me talking over people but you know, we’re all used to that.”

Mimi then had to shake out her “filming stance” to get comfortable for the shot, and also mentioned that Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness was there in spirit (in the form of a Purple Rain t-shirt worn by Mimi’s camera person). And as the shot went in, Mimi gave everyone a mini-concert by letting out one of her signature whistle notes:

Honestly, if Mimi can get the vaccine while majorly suffering under bleak fluorsecent lighthing, anybody can get the vaccine. There’s no excuse, dahling!

Pic: Instagram

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