Afternoon Crumbs

Paramount Pictures dropped the first look at the “live-action” Clifford The Big Red Dog movie and my thoughts are expressed through the pooch who’s looking at that giant furry blood clot like, “Um, where did the budget go?” And since Clifford looks like red velvet and we think everything is cake, bitch better stomp on any hungry trick who comes at him with a cake knife – The Wrap

And on today’s episode of Chris Evans Did Something That Filled The Internet With Crotch Custard… – Celebitchy

So that dramatic, gritty, and Appalachian version of Mama’s Family starring Glenn Close and Amy Adams continues to get shit reviews – Pajiba

Speaking of crotch custard inducers, here’s a full plate of asses covered with 70s and 80s denim glamour – OMG Blog

There’s not enough SureJan.GIFs in the world for this pile of caca out of a bull’s ass – Towleroad

Olivia Munn may be like me and shouting through grit teeth in that pic, “Bitch, get the picture already, so I can get off this rock and we can go to brunch!” – Popoholic

My teenage self who butchered the shit out of a Shakespearean monologue in high school is so offended by Dame Helen Mirren saying that Shakespeare shouldn’t be lazily taught in schools – The Independent

Gigi Hadid shared more pictures of the back of her baby’s head – Lainey Gossip 

And here’s a HIGH ART photo shoot which stars Elle Fanning and was co-art directed by booze and boredom – Egotastic!

Gabourey Sidibe is getting married – Bossip

The Situation put a situation in his wife’s womb and their dog looks more excited about all that cookie dough than the fact that The Situation is going to be somebody’s father – Delish

Football legend Diego Maradona died today of a heart attack at the age of 60 – CNN

Pic: YouTube