Open Post: Hosted By Coco Joining OnlyFans

February 10, 2023 / Posted by:

We’ve all been subjected to seeing Coco Austin’s precariously positioned triangle tops hang on for dear life as her coochie ate her thongs for what seems like ages now, so I would’ve assumed that when OnlyFans launched, Coco was the first in line in front of their offices to be sure she was the inaugural “celebrity” to sign up. But toss me in a sink and call me Chanel Nicole, because I was mistaken! According to Page Six, Coco announced she just signed on, so subscribers will now be able to pay a monthly fee to see more of what we’ve all already seen for $0.00.

43-year-old Coco posted the bottom of her robust robed hams on Instagram to share the big news that she’d be peddling her wares for the bargain price of $19.99 a month. via Page Six:

“I’m the OG Coco, the one who paved the way for curvy models,” Austin’s OnlyFans bio read. “I’ve continued to Model after 25 years, also along the way I transcended into acting, TV personality, Author, Entrepreneur and Boss Babe.”

Here’s her centaur-assed announcement:

Coco’s been mostly focused on hitting back at those questioning her parenting choices and setting the water park atwitter with her ill-fitted elegance. However, Chanel’s seven now and recently traded strollers for twerking, so it must be time for mama to tap back into the thirst game. Don’t get the wrong idea, though, Coco says it will NOT be porn, but she will be posting content she can’t post elsewhere.

Austin then issued a PSA to her prospective subscribers, telling them that this wasn’t a “porn page” but they will get “sexy hot content” that she “can’t post anywhere else 😉.”

Reactions were a mixed bag.

”love it Coco. Don’t stop wowing them 🔥,” wrote one fan.

“U will rock that account with not only ur bod but ur smile and personality 🔥🔥❤️❤️ absolutely love all ur family does y’all r awesome!!” commented a third.

While some people were excited about Ice-T’s wife’s OnlyFans account, others expressed their disdain for it.

“Aw how sad that you lowered yourself to only fans,” wrote one critic, while another added, “Wow… Not surprised. We’ve watched you slowly sell your soul. Keep setting a great example for your daughter 😂.”

At first, I thought maybe Ice-T’s bread and butter, Law & Order SVU, was in danger of being on the chopping block and Coco’s new venture was a financial move; but that show will never die. She probably just needed a time-consuming hobby to finally get everyone in her house to stop hanging from her tits!

Pic: Instagram

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