Open Post: Hosted By Anthony Mackie Challenging Chris Evans To A “Best Ass” Competition

January 18, 2021 / Posted by:

There was a rumor that Chris Evans would be returning to the Marvel universe in some form and once again taking up the shield of Captain America. Anthony Mackie is rumored to becoming the next Captain America in a Disney+ series, and so there may be some competition coming. But not just over who gets to hold a super-powerful shield and throw it around with the strength and coordination of Xena Warrior Princess. Anthony seems to be ready to challenge Chris for one more title: America’s Ass.

The idea that Chris Evans was “America’s Ass” came from a line in Avengers: Endgame:

The title obviously stuck. But Anthony may be vying for it. ET Canada says that in his newest Disney+ show coming March 19, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Anthony may be taking up the mantle of Captain America and he’s said he’s sure he’s got the ass to fill the role. Speaking on KFC Radio, the Barstool Sports podcast, Anthony talked about how he’s ready for a bike shorts competition–which I fully support:

“Chris and I laugh and joke about it all the time, I have a much better ass than Chris Evans… So one day we’re gonna do the biking shorts test, or the compression shorts test, and we’re gonna have everybody choose, which is America’s ass… I think it’s gonna be 50/50 split… Some people like their pizza lightly toasted, some people like a little bit of char on their pizza, you know what I’m saying? So it’s all about how you like your buns cooked.”

…Um… who’s ass is “charred?” Go to a doctor… Since we’ve all seen Chris Evans’ ass, Anthony may be comfortable in the fact that his ass can compete but we’ve also all seen other parts of Chris too, and notice Anthony isn’t making any claims about that. America’s Ass may indeed be Anthony Mackie but there is no contest–Chris Evans is absolutely America’s Dick.

Pic: Marvel

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