Category: Chris Evans
Chris Evans Speaks Out Against Backlash Over A Same Sex Kiss In ‘Lightyear’
Leave it to the homophobes to make Pride month just a little less prideful with their constant need to complain. Even during a time when the LGBTQ+ community should be celebrated, there’s always going to be someone ready to throw holy water on the rainbow flag like it’s some kind of demon from The Exorcist. However, this new hate comes in response to a damn Pixar movie. In the upcoming film Lightyear, based on butch daddy Buzz Lightyear from the beloved Toy Story franchise, a character voiced by Uzo Aduba kisses her wife during a montage and the moment created some backlash, with theaters in the UAE refusing to screen the film entirely. Well now Chris Evans, who voices Buzz in the film, is speaking out against those folks and basically calling them a bunch of antiquated assholes who need to shut up and have several seats.
Patricia Heaton Says That Pixar Not Casting Tim Allen in “Lightyear” Was A Mistake
Every once in a while, Everybody Loves Raymond mom, Patricia Heaton crawls out of obscurity and uses Twitter to show her whole ass. First, there was that time she joined Rush Limbaugh in ridiculing a reproductive-rights activist and then ended up deleting her account after the backlash. Of course, trolls can’t stay gone for very long and she eventually apologized and clawed her way back. This time, she decided to go after Pixar for casting Chris Evans as Buzz Lightyear in their Toy Story spin-off, Lightyear, instead of her friend/stable dude (I kid) Tim Allen who originated the role in the original Toy Story movies.
Chris Evans Is Reportedly Going To Be Named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Next Week
I’ve thought Chris Evans was a sexy man who is alive since I learned about his infamous 2004 Flaunt Magazine photoshoot. But society has quickly caught up and he’s been one of the top three Good Chrises for years now. This year, Page Six has heard from multiple sources that Chris–who may or may not be dating Selena Gomez–will be crowned People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2021.
Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans Playing The Piano
Chris Evans has provided the internet with yet another panty-soaking moment. Chris got the internet all horny again when he stroked his long, white… piano keys! That’s right, Chris is musically talented as well.
Some People Think Selena Gomez And Chris Evans Are Dating
Today in, “Yeah, I Guess I Could See It, But Also… Do We Care?”, Chris Evans and Selena Gomez might be a thing. At least according to their fans, who believe they’ve busted this celebrity couple conspiracy wide open. Their first piece of evidence is that 29-year-old Selena and 40-year-old were photographed leaving the same L.A. studio, at different times, on October 1. A few days later, fans deduced they were at the same restaurant based on the background of paparazzi shots. The third piece of evidence is that Selena and Chris recently followed each other on Instagram. Now, let’s go all the way back in time to 2015, when Selena went on Watch What Happens Live and told Andy Cohen that her celebrity crush was Chris Evans, and he was “very cute.” That last one doesn’t prove shit, cuz if 2015 celebrity crushes were proof we were dating that celeb, I’d be fucking Chris Messina from The Mindy Project. And, sadly, I am not fucking Chris Messina from The Mindy Project.
The Rock Would Like You To Know That He Isn’t One Of Those Celebrities Who Don’t Shower That Much
I don’t know how in armpit jelly HELL we got here, but here we are again. Actually, I do know how we got here. We owe it all to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. Here I was thinking that the worst thing they contributed to society was their ear-and-nerves-destroying Cheetos commercial, but no! Mila and Ashton got the stank ball rolling by admitting that they don’t really lather up their bodies regularly and instead give themselves a whore bath. Then we heard from other celebrities who said that they don’t shower that much either. But Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has popped up to say that the answer to the question, “Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?”, isn’t, “Yup, smells like aged crotch cheese and hot onions.” Because The Rock says he bathes daily. In fact, he bathes three times a day. Yup, these celebrities either shower too little or too much. Can they do anything right?!