Category: Chris Noth
Chris Noth’s Talent Agency Drops Him As Another Woman Accuses Him Of Sexual Assault
Just a couple of days ago, Peloton pulled a, “JK, ding dong the Big is dead,” move by dropping their commercial starring an alive Mr. Big. Peloton shit-canned the now tainted ad after two women accused Chris Noth of rape in 2004 and 2015. Chris burped up a denial, saying that both “encounters were consensual” and the timing of the allegations coming out is suspicious. But the women say that seeing Chris Noth’s face and name everywhere in promos and articles for And Just Like That..., brought up painful memories and they had to speak out. Now a third woman has come out and accused Chris Noth of rape also. And just like Peloton, Chris is dead to his talent agency, A3 Artists, because they are done with him too.
Peloton Drops Chris Noth’s Ad, And Zoe Lister-Jones Calls Him A “Sexual Predator”
It was truly a whirlwind ride last week for the marketing team at Peloton, the ubiquitous internet-connected stationary exercise bike company. Their stock fell after that moment featuring Chris Noth’s Mr. Big on HBO’s And Just Like That…, which they recovered from with the help of a buzzy holiday ad starring none other than Chris Noth. Now they’re back on the bad side of publicity. After The Hollywood Reporter published stories from two women who claim they were raped several years ago by Chris Not, they pulled the ad. And it gets worse for Chris Noth. Actress Zoe Lister-Jones read what The Hollywood Reporter published, and she lent credibility to the allegations by coming forward with her own comments on the situation.
Chris Noth Has Been Accused Of Sexual Assault By Two Women
And just like that…we’ve officially moved on from talking about **SPOILER ALERT** that moment. Because two women have spoken to The Hollywood Reporter, with allegations they were raped by Chris Noth.
Chris Noth Explains Why Carrie Didn’t Call 9-1-1 In “And Just Like That…”
Obviously, this post is full of And Just Like That…***SPOILERS***. But if you still haven’t heard **SPOILER** that Big died, Big died! He had a heart attack after a Peloton workout. Carrie came home from Charlotte’s kid’s shitty piano recital to find her still-alive husband collapsed on the bathroom floor. She stared at him. He stared at her. After looking at each other for a full 22 seconds, Carrie screamed, ran over to Big, and held him for another 30 seconds. Then he died. At no point did it ever occur to Carrie to call 9-1-1, administer chest compressions, or even scream “HELP!” Pretty dumb, eh? Well, actually, according to Chris Noth, Carrie being a useless tit is a cinematic choice that will be studied in film theory classes for years to come.
Chris Noth, AKA Mr. Big, Is Starring In Peloton’s New Holiday Ad
You’re not going to have Peloton to kick around anymore! But really, don’t kick it, you will cripple yourself. Those things are a menace. After watching their stock price drop during the premiere of And Just Like That when Carrie’s husband, Mr. Big played by Chris Noth, **SPOILER ALERTS FROM HERE TO ETERNITY** mounted one of their bikes and peddled off to heaven, Peloton is taking back the narrative in a big way and have released a new ad starring Chris and Peloton trainer Jess King. The ad suggests that instead of dropping mostly-dead (more on that later) from a heart attack, in reality, Big left Carrie to be with “Allegra,” the Peloton instructor (played by Jess) who Big jokes about having a crush on in that episode. As the copy says “And just like that…he’s alive.” Now, I know I said “in reality,” but Peloton continues to blur the line between fact and fiction and the ad is enough of a mind fuck, narratively speaking, that they’ve created a Schrödinger’s Big conundrum for the ages.
Peloton’s Stock Dropped And They Are Pissed After What Happened In “And Just Like That…”
After more than a year of edging fans with constant rumors, updates and teases leading up to the premiere of the Sex and The City revival And Just Like That…, HBO Max finally dropped the first two episodes. ***SPOILER ALERT!!!!*** The first episode finds Sarah Jessica Parker’s Carrie happily married to Chris Noth’s Mr. Big. In the couple’s opulent penthouse stands Chekhov’s Peloton, looming over the mundanity of their domestic life, threatening to CHANGE EVERYTHING. And ***SPOILER ALERT AGAIN*** it does. But you probably already knew that if you saw that overnight, Peloton’s stock price dropped faster than the remote control did out of my hand as I rushed to MAKE IT STOP before the next episode auto-played. This show is atrocious. Oh, and Big had a heart attack and died.