Category: Cheetos

Open Post: Hosted By The Burglar Caught Cheeto-Handed

March 2, 2021 / Posted by:

The New York Post says that one petty criminal was easily apprehended thanks to a need to eat Cheetos mid-crime. No, it wasn’t Lil Xan not learning his lesson. One Sharon Carr of Oklahoma was arrested after breaking into someone’s home and dining on their Cheetos. The Cheetos dust then led police straight to her. Is this more or less embarrassing than the dude who was done in by farting? I think more because you can’t control a fart but you sure can decide to not munch on Cheetos mid-theft. Wait ’til after, at least!

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Eva Longoria Is Making A Movie About The Man Who Created Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

August 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Somewhere a confused Britney Spears just got her mind blown. Because I’m sure that just like myself, she always pictured the very first Flamin’ Hot Cheeto being made by Chester Cheetah wearing a lab coat and safety goggles. Thankfully Eva Longoria is making plans to educate everyone on the real person responsible for Cheetos’ spicy little fried nuggets.

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Lil Xan Was Hospitalized For Eating Too Many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

September 26, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s nothing like a little trip to the hospital to drum up attention on social media. Lil Xan, the mouth breathing child rapper with a face that screams “10 years from now I won’t be able to get that job at Best Buy I so desperately need”, decided to eschew the tried and true excuse of exhaustion and got creative with his trip to the ER. He went with an excuse only his fellow Generation Z’ers could fathom: Near-death by Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Ann Burrell Is Opening Up A Cheetos-Themed Pop-Up Restaurant In NYC

August 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Since we’re apparently doing the whole “brink of nuclear war” bit again, it makes sense that we, as a nation, do all we can to suck the marrow out of what little time we have left. Well, more to the point, we need to suck every last molecule of Cheetos dust from our soon to be ash fingers. Just in time for the apocalypse, Frito-Lay has teamed up with celebrity chef Anne Burrell, the three way love child of Guy Fieri, Mario Batali and The Heatmiser, to bring you the Cheetos restaurant of your stoner dreams.

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