Category: Baby Geniuses

Megan Fox’s Unborn Baby Is A Telepathic Genius Who Cares About Real Estate

June 1, 2016 / Posted by:

“Oh fuck my nerves with a butter knife dipped in acid, she’s about to have another thought…” – that dude on the right

Anyone who has been lucky enough to use their brain to ingest at least one Megan Fox interview knows that she is a never-ending fountain of wisdom, and melted plastic, but mostly wisdom. And on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (via E!) last night, Megan said that the unborn baby growing in her body has definitely inherited her super genius gene, because it has told her that it’s either going to be a Nazi rocket maker or an electric car mogul. Megan’s third baby also told her to move houses. Somewhere, scientists studying the long-term effects of Botox use have added, “hearing fetus voices,” to the list of shit to look into.

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