Earlier today, it was reported that living Madame Tussauds waxwork Megan Fox was knocked up with her third child, and there was a big question mark as to who the daddy was. Like Michael K, I also figured it was one of the Ninja Turtles. Although my guess was Leonardo, since he totally seems like the irresponsible type who would fall asleep during Splinter’s “always use condoms” talk. Sadly, it’s time to pour one out for the scandalous celebrity paternity drama that never was, because E! News says that Brian Austin Green is the daddy.
Megan and Brian Austin Green ended their marriage ten months ago, but apparently that didn’t necessarily prevent them doing it again. Several sources have confirmed to E! that BAG is responsible for the baby in Megan’s body. We might not get any crazy custody drama either; another source claims Megan and Brian have hit the snooze button on their divorce and are staying together for now. The source adds that Brian really loves being a daddy, and that both he and Megan were “very happy” to find out she was pregnant.
Megan herself hasn’t said whether or not Brian is the father of her third baby, but she did post this picture on Instagram to show whose name wouldn’t be written on the birth certificate.
Okay, so those of you who called up your baby daddy bookie and put $20 on Shia LaBeouf, Will Arnett, or Nick Miller from New Girl, well – you’re out $20. And until we hear it from Megan, we still don’t know for sure who the daddy is. All I know for sure is that it’s a good thing Megan got knocked up before she turned 30, otherwise she’d have to go back to Bible times and get her old lady pregnancy tips from Abraham’s wife Sarah.