You Already Know Where This Is Going

September 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Whenever you see a picture of Megan Fox, you should immediately put on a dunce cap and sit in her corner, because it’s time for your Foxtard-ism of the day. It’s good for you! It gives your brain self-confidence! Well, unless your name is Kourtney Kardashian. If that’s the case, that statement doesn’t apply to you.

Megan is going after Michael Bay, director of Transformers, again. Megan tells Wonderland Magazine (via The L.A. Times), “He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do.”

Insane things? Like make you do ass-to-mouth in his trailer? Yeah, Megan, I hate to break it to your b-hole, but that’s not for the movie….. Yeah, not even for the DVD extras. Sorry.

I’m so amazed at how Megan Fox fucks herself repeatedly without even touching her chocha. I think we found her one talent!

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