Recently, Bhad Bhabie, AKA the Cash Me Ousside Girl, AKA Danielle Bregoli, made me slow clap by shitting on Dr. Phil for allegedly sending teens on his show to torture camps. Well, Bhad Bhabie has taken a break from dragging Dr. PhilOfShit to join OnlyFans, and she wasted no time because she barely turned 18 on March 26. And some “insiders” have told Page Six that she’s on her way to making $5 million in just 24 hours. So tons of pervs want to see a “barely legal” Bhad Bhabie writhing on a bed in panties? 2021: it’s the same as last year.
Bella Thorne previously held the record for most money made on OnlyFans in a day with $1.3 million. Bella kept it pretty PG-13 and was called out by sex workers who use OnlyFans to actually pay their bills and not just promo. Bella later apologized for that. Now, here comes Bhad Bhabie who announced yesterday that she was joining OnlyFans. She posted a preview video that looks like evidence on Law & Order: SVU:
Six hours after joining OnlyFans, she claims she already made $1 million:
And a source tells Page Six that she could make a lot, lot more in just one day:
An insider also says the rapper’s account is on path to generate more than $5 million in gross revenue in 24 hours.
But well, Bhad Bhabie might want to brace herself for refunds and chargebacks, because some pervs are already complaining about the lack of nudity on her OnlyFans page and she had this to say about it in an Instagram Story:
“Donkey booty?” Welp… hey, listen at least it’s good to see a creator of color being successful, right?
Look, kids! If you have problems with your shitty mother as a young teen, just go on Dr. Phil, become a meme, and then turn that into a blackphishing rap career before really bringing in the millions by joining OnlyFans two seconds after turning 18. If that’s not all kinds of sad an American success story, I don’t know what is.