Open Post: Hosted By Yeti The Skateboarding Pussy

Pussies. They like to mirror their mommies and daddies. So if you’re super into, ohhh, I dunno, sleeping all day, binge-eating, and pooping in a box (the toilet’s too far, OK?!), your cat will probably follow suit. But if you prefer riding your skateboard around your beautiful Vancouver apartment, there’s a chance your kitty may become the next Tony Hawk Cat. That’s what happened to Yeti, the 4-month-old (prodigy!) white Himalayan kitten who took up skateboarding without any prodding or professional training. He just pushed the skateboard forward and hopped on for the ride. Piece of cake!

Here’s Yeti showing off his moves:

Yeti’s owner says, “I skateboard frequently and sometimes mess around with my skateboard in our apartment. Yeti’s fascination with the board led him to start using the skateboard as a cat toy, where he would roll from either side of our apartment. There was no guidance needed as he picked it up naturally.” The next Amadeus Mozart, but for ollies and kickflips!

When Yeti’s mom sees him skateboarding, she feverishly asks, “Did he just do that by himself?!”, and you practically can see her pupils transforming into big green dollar signs. This is the answer to all their financial problems! Buy Yeti a little helmet, construct a ramp, press record, and then come the sponsor deals! I mean, at the very least, the earnings will cover the lint rollers. Because you know little Yeti is leaving a thick trail of white fur everywhere he rolls.

Pic: YouTube