Category: Awwwww

Merry Christmas! Here’s A Man Rescuing A Deer To Warm Your Frozen Coal Pile Of A Heart

December 25, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re in the mood to feel a little warmness in your heart area today (and I’m not talking about warmness caused by heartburn from swallowing a ton of Royal Dansk cookies so you can use the tin to store more of your sewing supplies), please take a break from trying not to look bored on a Christmas Zoom call with your family to watch this awww-inducing video of a man rescuing Rudolph’s Wisconsinite cousin.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Kitten Massaging A Hungry Corgi

October 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Awwww, look! It’s a teeny tiny smushy-faced kitten massaging a Corgi dog while he attempts to scarf down his lunch. Hey, anything to make an extra buck in this economy! Now, is the cat working out an extra-tight knot formed due to doggy stress? Or perhaps she’s helping the corgi make room in his belly for more sustenance. Or maaaybe she’s trying to claw open his stomach so she can feast on some partially digested dog food. You decide.  Continue reading

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Niecy Nash Says Her Marriage To Jessica Betts Wasn’t A “Coming Out”, It Was A “Going Into Myself”

September 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Last week Niecy Nash blessed this godforsaken hellscape we call Planet Earth with the happy news of her surprise wedding to singer-songwriter Jessica Betts. 50-year-old Niecy’s two previous marriages were to men, and her latest divorce was only finalized a few months ago, so her getting married to a woman was a self-described #plottwist. But don’t call it a come out. According to Niecy, marrying 41-year-old Jessica, AKA “Betts”, “has absolutely nothing to do with gender and it has everything to do with her soul.” Niecy described her new wife “as the most beautiful soul I have ever met in my life.” 

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Open Post: Hosted By The Lonely Eels You Can FaceTime With

May 2, 2020 / Posted by:

With all of the hurt and devastation being felt around the world right now, it is easy to forget about how these troubling times are being felt by some of God’s simpler creatures. No, not Paris Hilton! I’m talking about eels! One aquarium in Japan has actually been taking notice of its resident eels and noticing that, because of the coronavirus and its effect on audience attendance, the poor things are beginning to forget that humans exist. I mean, would that be the worst thing ever?

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A Real Housewife Is Doing More For Hurricane Victims Than You-Know-Who

October 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Shit’s just cooky these days, so it shouldn’t come as a shock that The Real Housewives are conducting disaster relief efforts better than Donald Trump. The Countess Luann de Lesseps went down to Florida with the Red Cross to help with Hurricane Irma recovery. Even before Trump was bitching about a blown budget and tossing off-brand paper towels like footballs to the crowd during his hurricane relief photo op check-in in Puerto Rico, Bethenny Frankel was there to show a ho how relief is done. Continue reading

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