Armie Hammer Is Not In Any Of The Character Posters For “Death On The Nile” And Is Only Briefly In The New Trailer
Death On The Nile is out on February 11th only in theatres and a new special look trailer has been released, as have character posters for all the major players–EXCEPT ONE! You guessed it, alleged predator and abuser, Armie Hammer, is noticeably missing from the character posters, despite being part of the main cast and playing Gal Gadot‘s newly married husband. But apart from that screen-grab from the trailer above, he’s been erased from most of the movie’s marketing.
Open Post: Hosted By Christina Hendricks’ Revelation That Her Hand Is On The Poster For “American Beauty”
Remember when people found out that Kevin Coster played a corpse in The Big Chill but was cut from the final edit and then all of a sudden everybody worked that “did you know…?” tidbit into every subsequent conversation having to do with The Big Chill or Kevin Coster’s career? Well, it’s about to happen again. Did you know that the hand holding the rose in the American Beauty poster belongs to Christina Hendricks? You know, Joan from Mad Men? Isn’t that crazy?
Oh, Nicole, Nicole, please save your Taylor Swift role-play costumes for your bedroom times with Keith Urban. Our eyes don’t need it!
“Hmmm, I don’t remember seeing a badly made Taylor Swift wax figure on the guest list,” said the organizers of the opening gala of the Palm Springs International Festival last night when Nicole Kidman walked the red carpet in one of Elle Fanning’s old dresses that her kids doodled on. That dress was made by Dior, but it looks more like something from David Bridal’s collection of wedding clothes inspired by Angelina Jolie’s doodled-on wedding dress. That whole look is giving me a Big situation. Because of that end-of-the-night prom hair and that dress from Justice, it looks like a little girl took over her body and made all of the design decisions for her. It’s a little Whatever Happened To Baby Jane goes to spring formal.
Thankfully, glamorous savior Suzanne Somers once again cleansed the red carpet of messy dreadfulness with her Ann Jillian razor cut, Wayland Flowers-approved rouge and L’eggs covered legs.
If it went with her ensemble, I’d say that Suzanne Somers should get a Medal of Honor for saving events with her sparkly glamour!
And here’s more pics from the Palm Springs International Film Festival including Natalie Portman wearing Darth Vader maternity chic and Pharrell Williams looking like the manager at a matador-themed gay club that only plays songs from the 80s.
In this six-and-a-half-minute-long video Q&A for the site WeHappyTrans.com, Warren Beatty and Annette Bening’s 20-year-old Stephen Ira Beatty, formerly Kathlyn Elizabeth Beatty, openly talks about how he made the transition from girl to boy at the age of 14. Stephen started the video by introducing himself like this:
“My name is Stephen. I identify as a trans man, a faggy queen, a homosexual, a queer, a nerd fighter, a writer, an artist and a guy who needs a haircut.”
Stephen goes on to explain that he’s a femme trans dude who usually wears bows in his hair and beads around his neck and shit. The answer that has some people squinting at is the one Stephen gave when asked who’s been the most supportive. Stephen said his friends, and the words “mom, dad and the rest of my family” never came shooting out of his talk hole. Maybe Warren and Annette aren’t supportive or maybe he didn’t feel like dropping a name on his keyboard. I don’t know, but it is nice to see that a celebrity kid can grow up to not be a spoiled piece of trash who uses their last name to get a shit show on E!.
And if speed talking was an Olympic sport, Stephen would come in second place only to a mile-a-minute-talker on meth and Adderall. Dude talks so damn fast. Don’t you remember when you were 20 and you were so excited and happy about everything that the words popped up in your brain faster than your mouth could spit them out? Then as your ass got older, the booze and bitterness slowed you down and you’d rather roll your eyes than use your mouth to speak. No, I don’t remember that either, because most of us were always eye-rolling bitches.
Also, adorable Stephen here forgot to mention that he’s a time traveler from 1977.