Category: Anna Wintour
Kim Kardashian Returned To California And Left Kanye In Wyoming To Continue His Presidential Campaign With The Unwitting Help Of Kirsten Dunst
I’ve heard that the kickoff for the Birthday Party National Convention has been delayed because somebody is taking a giant shit in there right now and still has the key (it’s being held in the men’s room at an ARCO just off I-25 outside of Cody, Wyoming). So we don’t currently have any more information about Kanye West’s presidential platform or plans for America other than possibly replacing the USPS with Christian TikTok videos? What little we do have to go on is …confusing. According to Billboard, Kanye released some new campaign materials on Twitter and despite graphic design being his passion, it’s a little hard to make out it’s meaning. Kanye shared a campaign poster featuring images of Anna Wintour, Kirsten Dunst, and others, prompting Kiki to ask what we’re all thinking— “What’s the message here, and why am I a part of it??”
Tina Knowles Called Out American Vogue For Its Lack Of Diversity
Tina Knowles decided that she would take time out of her day to slap at Anna Wintour‘s frosty edges. The Queen Mother of Beyoncé brought Anna up in an Instagram post calling out Vogue for not being diverse enough. While hyping the Editor of British Vogue Edward Enninful for his diverse choices, Tina wondered why the American edition didn’t have nearly the same level of diversity. Leave Anna alone! She took a coronavirus pay cut! The woman must be broke and living out of her Birkins by now! How can we kick her when she’s down?
André Leon Talley Says That Nothing Will Get In The Way Of Anna Wintour’s White Privilege
If you’ve been living under a rock for the past thirty or so years, you have probably been living under Vogue Magazine editor-in-chief, Anna Wintour, who is about as cold and unfeeling as an actual rock. I’m basing this, of course, on the decades of industry gossip, the words that have directly come out of Anna’s mouth, and those “Go Ask Anna” videos on YouTube, in which she can barely hold it together while pretending to be a relatable and feeling human being. Oh, and because I have eyes and ears.
As is the style nowadays, Anna (who never misses out on a trend) released an internal email to Vogue staff members last week, in which she acknowledged the lack of diversity at the magazine but mostly used go-to terms like “we will do better” and “I value your voices”…blah blah blah. Well, former Vogue editor-at-large, André Leon Talley, continued to burn that bridge, which is just a pile of ash now, and called Anna out.
Anna Wintour Admits To “Hurtful And Intolerant” Behavior In A Note To Vogue Staff
Today in SHOCKING, a boss infamous for their emotionally abusive management style admits that maaaybe their company’s toxic ways have been “hurtful and intolerant.” No, it’s not _________ (fill in the blank with literally any place any of us have ever worked… corporations are terrible, and many CEOs are finally being forced to ‘fess up to save face/money). This time it’s Anna Wintour of Vogue.
André Leon Talley Says His Relationship With Anna Wintour Is “In An Iceberg”
André Leon Talley, a man forever dressed like he’s in the middle of getting a haircut, released his memoir, The Chiffon Trenches, today. 70-year-old ALT leaked some excerpts a few weeks ago, and they did not paint a very flattering portrait of his former Vogue boss Anna Wintour. ALT writes that she constantly fat-shamed him (whaaa, the editor of Vogue?!), traded in her old friends for a younger, more A-list crowd, unceremoniously dumped him from hosting the Met Gala red carpet and Vogue podcast for being too old, and, this is my favorite, says she isn’t “capable of simple human kindness”.
ALT recently discussed the book with Gayle King, and, unsurprisingly, said his relationship with Anna was iceberg levels of frosty (pre-climate change).
Andre Leon Talley Goes In On Anna Wintour In His Memoir
Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Bette and Joan aired in 2017 and there hasn’t been a second season. The second season was supposed to be about the fall of the marriage between Prince Charles (played by Matthew Goode) and Princess Diana (played by Rosamund Pike), but that idea was tossed into the dumpster after FX felt the material wasn’t right. There have been no plans for a second season, but Andre Leon Talley just dropped the perfect Feud into Ryan’s lap. Feud: Andre Leon Talley vs. Anna Wintour starring Titus Burgess as ALT and Sarah Paulson as Anna Wintour! Or a pair of extra demonic-looking Blue Blockers in a Dutch Boy wig as Anna Wintour.
Andre Leon Talley’s memoir, The Chiffon Trenches, comes out in September and The Daily Mail got an EXCLUSIVO first look at it. In it, ALT praises Anna for turning him into a fashion star, but writes that if Anna had a Grindr account, her profile would read: No fats! No olds! No losers! Because he says that when he got too old, too overweight, and too uncool (copyright: Jennifer Aniston) for her, she banished him from her inner circle. And there’s a very good reason why ALT always looks like he’s on his way to his own graduation. He’s got his Ph.D. in reading and shows it off by reading Anna Wintour in his memoir.