Category: Anna Wintour
Anna Wintour Is Taking A Coronavirus Pay Cut
Everyone is making sacrifices right now and Anna Wintour is clearly going through it with the rest of us. Except her version of sacrifice is just a tiny bit different. Anna’s struggle includes a lighter paycheck and the horrifying choice to begin rotating (aggressive gag) sweatpants into her wardrobe.
The Theme For The 2020 Met Gala Is About Time
Very few in Hollywood seemed to grasp the concept of Susan Sontag’s Notes on Camp theme from last year’s Met Gala. Camp should have been a slam dunk, but we are living in supremely stupid times. I get it though, camp is subjective. There’s still a war raging somewhere on the internet over whether or not a giant foam hamburger is campy (IMO: it wasn’t at the time, but it is now). Thankfully, Vogue just revealed the theme for the The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute 2020 Met Gala, and it’s less of a thinker. The theme is About Time: Fashion and Duration. The bad news is that it’s inspired by the writings of Virginia Woolf. The good news is, at least for the Koven, is that there’s a movie version.
After Being Photographed Having Lunch Together, People Now Think Anna Wintour And Bradley Cooper Are Doing It (HA!)
I mean, really guys? Can’t two extremely wealthy and very famous people sit down to talk about all things 1-percenter without getting wrapped up into some kind of torrid love affair? I mean sheesh! Let the rich and famous people be! JK I don’t care at all, and honestly I love seeing ice queen, Anna Wintour, get wrapped into a love affair rumor. It’s so chic!
After Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk broke up, people were just counting the days until he and Lady Gaga turned A Star Is Born into reality and signed a relationship contract finally. Well joke is on us, because Bradley has not chosen to get onto the Gaga and instead having dinner with Anna Wintour. I mean, they’re totally not seeing each other, but it’s going to be so fun pretending they are for the next few minutes.
Open Post: Hosted By Anna Wintour Saying She Loves (GASP) Flip-Flops
It must really be true love too, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen Anna Wintour look so positively thrilled. The last time she smiled that hard, she was probably firing the intern who refilled her desk cup with 23 unsharpened pencils instead of the requested 22.
The “Camp” Theme Of Tonight’s Met Gala Has Made Some Celebrities Nervous
In the most simplest terms, the annual Met Gala, which takes place tonight, is a prom for famous people, and the theme for its 71st iteration revolves around the word “camp.” And not the kind of camp with s’mores and bear attacks. The “camp” they’re looking for is over-the-top and theatrical which should come naturally to most celebrities since they spend the majority of their lives being over-the-top and theatrical. In a surprising twist, though, some celebrities are freaking out with trying to get the theme 100% correct as to avoid the judgmental gaze of Medusa’s sister Anna Wintour, who probably can’t wait to turn those that fail her challenge into stone with her timeless Resting Bitch Face of Death.
Anna Wintour Kind Of Shaded The Kardashians On Their Fashion
If you think Madonna is going to great lengths to suck the youth out of unsuspecting souls, Anna Wintour is having a peak “Hold my beer” moment. Sure, there are plenty of stodgy editors who have jumped ship at Conde Nast, but Anna just keeps gaining power. Her latest strategy is a video series For Vogue where she answers questions from peasants, er, readers. The latest chapter had someone asking Anna what she thought about the Kardashians and their style. Surprisingly, Anna didn’t show how she felt by opening the window to her office and jumping out of it.