Category: Alex Rodriguez

JLo Reportedly Doesn’t Believe That A-Rod Is Cheating On Her

March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

While malevolent forces are really out here trying to sour Jennifer Lopez‘s recent engagement to former baseball player, Alex Rodriguez, she is not going to let them. Yes, Jennifer has seen all of the (incredibly fast appearing) cheating rumors which began spreading from Jose Canseco‘s Twitter account and has now begun taking new life. And she apparently doesn’t care.

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Jose Canseco Tells A-Rod To Stop Being A Piece Shit And Quit Cheating On JLo

March 11, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s been about 30 minutes since Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez got engaged, but SURPRISE: we already have our first cheating rumor. Damn girl, that was fast. At this rate she’ll be pregnant by noon and they’ll be divorced by midnight. It’ll be a new record! Jennifer Lopez is a true star: breaking musical records and also divorce records.  Continue reading

JLo And A-Rod Are Engaged

March 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Motown legend Jennifer Lopez and her “twin soul”, noted egomaniac Alex Rodriguez, are now betrothed. For real this time. A-Rod threw up a pic of JLo’s hand adorned with a suprisingly understated, almost a trinket of a diamond engagement ring on his Instagram last night labeled “she said yes.” Of course she said yes. Who could say no to a conversation piece engagement ring with a stone the size of their combined egos?

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J Lo and A-Rod Pull An Engagement Stunt

October 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez–is here to drop some hints about her relationship status with former baseball star turned struggling millionaire Alex Rodriguez. Or the couple thought that they weren’t in the news nearly as much as Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande and so they decided now that they’re out, a new couple could slide right in to the limelight. Get in there kids! Strike while the iron is hot!

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JLo Called A-Rod Her “Twin Soul” At The MTV VMAs

August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Last night at the MTV VMAs, Jennifer Lopez received the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, a trophy presented to recognize an artist’s accomplishments in music videos. I’m surprised that it took so long for MTV to present JLo with the award, since I firmly believe that JLo’s pink velour short-short tracksuit ensemble in the video for “I’m Real” is about as iconic as Michael Jackson turning into a zombie in “Thriller.” Or maybe it is to me, considering it inspired my best friend to work an identical look nearly every day that same summer, despite the fact that she almost caught heatstroke twice from wearing so much velour.

JLo performed a medley of her hits and when she was done, she accepted her award by thanking everyone in her life, including her family and her “two little angels” Max and Emme. Then JLo thanked her boyfriend of about a year and a half, A-Rod. And much like any time JLo and A-Rod are near a photographer, she got cheesy.

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