At the Up In The Air premiere in Westwood, CA last night, George Clooney pranced on the red carpet with his piece of the moment Elisabetta Canalis on one arm and his hot mom Nina Warren on the other. George introduced his mother to the paps and then pointed at Elisabetta while saying, “this random woman just came up!” Speaking of random women, Sarah Larson probably disguised herself as an usher and hid under his seat inside of the theater. So George shouldn’t joke like that. But what George should do is bring his mother around more often.

Seriously, Nina Warren looks younger than George Clooney. If I had just danced with my bong and you told me that Nina Warren was George’s daughter, I’d probably believe you. And if Nina Warren is like every other mother, she probably loves hearing that.

Every time someone tells my mother that she looks way too young to have a son my age, she’ll laugh and say, “Oooooh, you so crazy!” But then when they walk away from us, she’ll push me and scream, “Did you hear that?! Did you hear that?!” Every single time. I better prepare her for the day that someone says to her, “You look like you could be his granddaughter!” She will explode into a tornado of didyouhearthats.

We’ve been saving this one for Thanksgiving time and you should know this story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria. (BuzzFoto)

Sandra Lee? Obviously! I’m just mad that she doesn’t go on her show and teach us how to make tangy crackberries, Vicodin mash with meth gravy and Ecstasy pie.

Which up and coming Twilight actress lied about her background and said she lost her birth certificate so she would qualify for her part? She has told everyone she is adopted and Native/First Nations, but in reality has biological parents who raised her and is most definitely not Native/First Nations. (CDAN)

Well, when you Google “native american Twilight actress,” the name Tinsel Korey pops up. So I’ll guess her.

This is the fourth time this actress has had her breasts done. The first time was supposed to be a simple enlargement. After kids she had them done a second time. While many women have breasts that don’t match perfectly, hers were so lopsided that she had to wear an insert to even them out. The third time, the breasts were evenly sized, but looked rather cross-eyed if they weren’t taped into position. Now they’re perfect. But don’t expect her to disclose any of this any time soon. She’s had plenty of other plastic surgeries, and still denies, denies, denies she’s ever had any work done. (Blind Gossip)

Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman or Tommy Girl

Gawker took us back to 2006 by posting these pictures from someone’s Facebook account of Katie Couric celebrating her new job as the anchor of the CBS Evening News by getting all messy on the dance floor. I’ve always known that Dan Rather could smash lights with his crotch thrusts, but who knew Katie Couric could pop that asshole like it’s Groundhog Day!?

Katie is giving FACE, BOOTY, SPAKLE, FACE in all of these pictures. Homegirl definitely has the sweet nectar running through her veins. AND HOW!

I love how she’s just backing her junk up to anything in her way. Make it rain dollars, Katie!

While you’re sitting in your cubicle today and praying to the gods for a permanently hard dick and/or a fully packed bong to fall in your lap, say an extra prayer for Charo. Charo is BROKEN! Seeing Charo limp through Beverly Hills yesterday makes me want to slap a Gopher!

This means that Charo can’t fully thrust her crotch bone and flex her chesticles. Sad. If Charo can’t coochie coochie coo, your own coochie isn’t going to even bother getting out of bed anymore. And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what’s the point of anything?

Over at Page Six, they are saying that Lindsay Lohan fled Brittny Gastineau’s birthday party after her ex partner in pussy, Courtenay “Nay Nay” Semel, begged her to go to rehab. Maybe LiLo left for a minute to go find an extra vowel for her name so that she could fit in with the rest of them. She should’ve just asked Brittny if she could borrow the “E” she’s not using. That way she could be Lindesay Lohan. Oh well. BUT SERIOUSLY…..

A source said that Nay Nay, who just graduated from rehab, confronted LiLo about getting help. It did not go well, and LiLo ran out of the joint in tears. The source went on to say, “Everyone was trying to keep them apart, especially since Courtenay is recently out of rehab and has pleaded with Lindsay to do the same. Everything was fine for a while, and Lindsay seemed happy, but then there was a confrontation when she came out of the bathroom, and she ran out in tears. Everyone fears she’s on some kind of self-destructive collision course.”

I’d probably be in tears too if I was reminded that I was once played Nay Nay’s clitoris like a harmonica. And if you have no idea who Nay Nay is, GOOGLE HER, you dumb fuck!

…..there was PIANO BUNNY! Although, it doesn’t take a member of Peta to tell you that Piano Bunny obviously didn’t want to be in the spotlight.

Here’s a clip from 1983 of some terrifying crazy lady, who I’m pretty sure was Dana Carvey’s inspiration for the Church Lady, forcing her pet bunny to play the piano. The loontardian even shouts at the poor creature, “PLAY LIKE YOU DID YESTERDAY!” Obviously, Joe Jackson taught this crazy everything he knows about how to pimp out your young.

Hopefully that bunny got her back by shitting in her ears while she slept. A bunny’s poo ball can travel to the BRAIN!

VIA Buzzfeed