In 1995, there was this show called “High Society” that starred Jean Smart and Mary McDonnell as a couple of rich Manhattan socialites. I was excited for this crap because it was unofficially called the American “Absolutely Fabulous.” There was nothing fabulous about it. It was like AbFab on life support. Awful. Obviously, the dumb fucks in Hollywood didn’t learn from “High Society’s” failure, because they are planning another American version of AbFab. Aim for the wastebasket when you barf.

Variety reports that Fox is putting together a redo of the show about two drunk 40-something bitches. Jennifer Saunders will executive produce. The American version will transplant Edie, Patsy and company from London to Los Angeles. And no, Saunders and Lumley will not be reprising their roles.

Okay, I’m not going to completely bust a diarrhea bomb on this idea, because Jennifer Saunders is involved. However, I just don’t see how this shit can work on FOX. They won’t be allowed to chain smoke or drug it up all night. So what’s the point? You know they are going to cast Christine Baranski and Megan Mullally. Ugh.

And I’m sure the American version of “Nighty Night” isn’t far off. Oh, wait. I just googled and it’s in the works…… DEATH!

House Peters Jr., the original Mr. Clean, passed away yesterday in Los Angeles at the age of 92 from natural causes.

House starred as the first real-life Mr. Clean in commercials that ran in the late 1950s to the early 1960s. He also did a bunch of stuff including episodes of “Perry Mason,” “Lassie” and “Gunsmoke.”

I couldn’t find a picture of House as Mr. Clean, so here he is looking Mr. Clean-ish as Shark Man in “Flash Gordon.”

I have an old bottle of Mr. Clean under my sink that I will bring out and use to clean my bathroom with today. I stopped using it a couple of months ago, because my dumb ass mixed it with bleach and I haven’t been the same after inhaling that shit. But I will fight through the fumes in honor of House!

Rest in peace, House. Heaven will be extra clean today. Below is a Mr. Clean commercial from the 50s. The Mr. Clean cartoon was based on House. Mr Clean! Mr. Clean!

Hilary Swank went to the hospital to get her peen some kind of growth removed off of some part of her body and her manager wants us to know about it. The growth he’s talking about is not Chad Lowe.

Her manager told People that she started “experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth. Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation.”

Okay, but is her poop banana-shaped? Because that’s important!

I’m was curious to know what kind of “growth” Hilary had removed, so I decided to google “benign growth” and I really wish I didn’t. Don’t look at the things I’ve just seen. Don’t click here. And if you do, don’t look at the second one.

Hopefully, while Hilary was in the hospital they operated on her hair too.

A woman in Pennsylvania thought she was petting a neighbor’s beautiful and loving kitty cat, but it turns out she was actually giving affection to a skunk. She thought a skunk was a cat! This is some Pepe La Pew shit!

Instead of purring at her gentle touch, the skunk sprayed her ass and then ran into her house. HA. Wait. I just have to overstate the fact that the woman thought the skunk was a cat!

After the skunk pussy gifted her with its perfume, she called the police for help in getting it out of her house. She even admitted to them that she thought the skunk was a cat! I think I would’ve kept that little fact from them.

The cops spent hours trying to find the skunk. It’s not known whether they ever found it. It’s probably curled up on the lady’s lap right now, eating cat treats out of her hand.

In her defense, it was just before dawn. I guess a skunk could sort of look like a cat in the dark……after you’ve fallen on your head…..from drinking too much booze…..and smoking too much crack.

I’m sure the woman has learned her lesson and won’t go petting creatures in the dark. The coyote she accidentally mistakes for a sweet puppy might not be as nice as the skunk.

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Apparently, MTV’s TRL is still on, but not for long. MTV has cut off that bitch after 10 years. The executive producer of TRL said the show’s final episode will be a 2-hour special airing on a Saturday afternoon in November. He went on to say that TRL isn’t ending for good, but they felt it was the right time to give it a break.

That makes sense. I mean, TRL does show music videos and MTV obviously doesn’t care about those anymore, so it no longer fits in. I’m sure they will replace TRL with some badly-acted faux reality show.

TRL should have shut their doors in 2001 after Mimi’s epic ice cream meltdown (clip above). Seriously, they would have ended on a high note. HIGH being the key word. I never understood the point of TRL until I watched Mimi go crazy on it. That’s when I realized that the only TRL was born was to give us that moment. And for that, I thank TRL.

Or at least tell me she’s on the phone with Rojo Caliente!

It was a busy weekend for Rojo’s other-half, Cynthia Nixon. Not only did she take part in the Komen Race for the Cure in NYC yesterday, but she also won an Emmy for her guest role on “Law & Order: SVU.” Cynthia was everywhere this weekend, but Rojo Caliente was nowhere to be found! I spent at least 20-minutes searching for pictures of our beautiful gayelle goddess from this past weekend. I have ADD, so 20-minutes is a long time for me.

Sigh. I’ll guess I must come to terms with the fact that Rojo is a rare creature. She’s like a unicorn. You hardly see her, but when you do, it’s magic. Wait. Mimi, I didn’t mean Rojo is an actual unicorn! Quick! Stop Mimi before she heads to Brooklyn to capture Rojo!

Here’s more pictures of Mrs. Rojo Caliente at Race for the Cure. The memaw behind her in the pink cap is really hot.